How do pedophiles follow the law?
They drive it slow in the school zone.
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
What do you call a PokΓ©mon who canβt move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
How can you be fast and slow at the same time, getting a gold medal in the Special Olympics?
Jesus lives on a long timeline, so he may seem slow to you.
Q: Whatβs a good thing about child molesters?
A: They drive slow through school zones.
I give props to pedophiles.
They always go slow in the school zones.
What do you call a cat that walks slowly?
CATerpillar
FEMA during a natural disaster is kinda like me during sex. Slow to respond and not a lot of satisfying results.
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?
A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
Friend: Why did you touch me?
Me: That guy in the corner with no hair, glasses, really nice, white button up shirt, that drives a white van slow by school zones told me to and he would give me hard candy.
Why is the cheetah so fast?
Because it can't walk slow.
your mama so slow she went by a TV and Miss eight episodes
I went to a restaurant and a waiter took my order. She had two black eyes, so I ordered real slow.
Because obviously she doesnβt listen.
TDS - Too Damn Slow!
"Slow and steady wins the race."
What's the slowest train in the world? A slow coach!
Whatβs black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
Whatβs that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.
Simba was walking too slow so I told him to Mufasa.
Yo mama is so slow, they had to wait six hours for the crane to finally show up.
