How do pedophiles follow the law?
They drive it slow in the school zone.
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast? A Slow-poke.
Jesus lives on a long time line, so he may seem slow to you.
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks teeth?
A slow swimmer...
How can you be fast and slow at the same time getting a gold medal in the special Olympics?
Q. What’s a good thing about a child molesters A. They drive slow through school zones
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What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road? A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
FEMA during a natural disaster is kinda like me during sex. Slow to respond and not a lot of satisfying results.
What do you call cat that walk slow?
CATerpillar
Friend: Why did you touch me? Me: That guy in the corner with no hair , glasses, really nice, white button up shirt, that drives a white van slow by school zones told me to and he would give me hard candy.
why is the cheetah so fast because it cant walk slow
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TDS- Too Damn Slow
Slow and steady wins the race
What’s black and white and red all over?” “A crushed nun!”
“What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?” Slow natives.”
I went to a restaurant and a waiter took my order. She had two black eyes, so I ordered real slow.
Because obviously she doesn’t listen
Simba was walking too slow so i told him to mufsa
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As a doctor myself, there nurse was very slow, she tested my patience!
