How do pedophiles follow the law?
They drive it slow in the school zone.
your mum is so slow it took her 9 months to make a joke
Jesus lives on a long time line, so he may seem slow to you.
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast? A Slow-poke.
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks teeth?
A slow swimmer...
What do you call getting gonorrhea from a disabled person?
A slow clap
Q. What’s a good thing about a child molesters A. They drive slow through school zones
I give props to pedophiles
they always go slow in the school zones
What's the one good thing about pedophiles? They slow down near schoolzones.
What do you call cat that walk slow?
CATerpillar
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road? A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
FEMA during a natural disaster is kinda like me during sex. Slow to respond and not a lot of satisfying results.
Incest. When "slow down and apply more lube bro" REALLY means slow down and apply more lube bro.
Friend: Why did you touch me? Me: That guy in the corner with no hair , glasses, really nice, white button up shirt, that drives a white van slow by school zones told me to and he would give me hard candy.
why is the cheetah so fast because it cant walk slow
I went to a restaurant and a waiter took my order. She had two black eyes, so I ordered real slow.
Because obviously she doesn’t listen
Slow and steady wins the race
TDS- Too Damn Slow
i went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man." I replied, "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
the way u talk is so slow that the put u in the movie fast and furious and changed the title to slow and serious!!!😂😂😭
You say to your slow friend: Damn your slower than Stephen Hawkings. And that takes some talent.
