Skill jokes
Mfs be saying Kobe is good at basketball cause he is 6 feet, ye 6 feet underground.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.
Timo Werner is the best striker in the world.
Do you think I can shoot a basketball?
I make it dip like water.
There are three types of people in the world:
Those who can count and those who can’t.
I took out my mother-in-law, being a sniper, I'd fun.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.
My grandfather died in 9/11.
He was a great pilot.
What do Michelangelo and Hitler have in common?
They both used their brain to paint the ceiling.
Why can Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why are Chinese people bad at baseball?
Because they ate the bases.
Fishermen are the best at networking.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball? Because they already ate the bat!
What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop.
No scope, bitch!
Why are people so good at basketball? They can run, steal, and shoot!
If you ever get chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.
They're trained for that.
Aiden's the best, in any contest, and no matter what, he'll kick your butt!
A girl walked into a job interview. The interviewer said, "You are what we are looking for, but I need to test your skills." He hands her a pen. He said, "Sell me this pen." She puts it between her boobs.