Skeleton

Skeleton jokes

Road

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!

Dog

Why couldn't the annoying dog get on Papyrus's nerves?

HE'S A SKELETON. HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY.

Lie

It's easy to tell if a skeleton is lying to you because you can see right through them.

Bone

There are 206 bones in the human body.

207 when I'm at a nursery.

Skin

Tell all the skeleton jokes you want, but I've got thick skin.

Bone

I went to Pen Island for vacation this summer. There were a lot of bones.

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  • Corn

    I'd make a joke about corn, but it's too corny.

    Then again, I could make a joke about eyes, but that would be even cornea. My funny bone is broken. I guess it was because those jokes were too humerus.

    Point

    What happens when skeletons score points in a game?

    They get a bone-us.

    Material

    I'm bone dry in material, but I have a skeleTON of skeleton jokes. After I tell you all these rib ticklers, you will have a bone to pick with if you didn't find that funny, you outta rip my spine out.

    Rain

    How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?

    He could feel it in his bones!

    Bone

    Sans, you lazybones, get up and do something.

    Sans: I am doing something.

    Papyrus: Oh yeah, what?

    Sans: Thinking up a skele-ton of jokes.

    Papyrus: SANSSSsSsSsSssSsSSsSsSsSSsSSsSsSsS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will end you.

    Sans: What, does someone not have a funny bone? Oh wait, do you have a bone to pick with me? I have 206.