What happens when skeletons score points in a game?
They get a bone-us
How did the Skeleton know.it was gonna right. He read the weather forecast.
Beauty is only skin deep ...but ugly goes all the way to the bone!
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How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
He could feel it in his bones!
Why Did The Skeleton Have No Friends? He Was A Boner! Heheheh! Ah, See Ya Soon Kiddo. Im Goin On Break. Ill Give You Some Fried Snow Later!
On Paxomedy channel I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting. I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dag down the issue it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch and that was the beginning of their fight and wierd enough the Cock won! I went to congratulate the winner but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldnt have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!
Q- How much does a skeleton weigh? A- a skeleTON
*You heard a conversation between sans and Papyrus
sans: "sub bro" Paps: "DON'T 'SUB' ME BROTHER! YOU STILL DIDN'T REDINTEGRATE YOUR PUZZELS!" sans: "easy bro, i have done a ton of work today" sans: "a skele-ton" (Drum effect) Paps: "OH MY GOD SANS!"
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball. Because he didn't have the guts to do it
one day a skeleton wasn't laughing someone asked him why are you not laughing it turns out he fell and broke his bone, his funny bone that is.
What does a skeleton say when it has alot of stuff?
"I have a SKELE-TON of stuff to do.
How do skeletons make love? They bone each other!
What did the skeleton say when the other skeleton lied to him. "You can't lie to me! I can see right through you!"
How does a skeleton kill a bug? They SOCKET!
wanna hear a skeleton joke? sorry i don't have the guts to tell it
I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine ro do this.
Why was the skeleton sad at the dance: Because it had (nobody) to go with.
Skeletons love to be in band they love the trumbone
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him
