Skeleton jokes
Q. Why do Skeletons work hard?
A. 'Cause they want the BONEus.
Why couldn't the annoying dog get on Papyrus's nerves?
HE'S A SKELETON. HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY.
I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.
There are 206 bones in the human body.
207 when I'm at a nursery.
It's easy to tell if a skeleton is lying to you because you can see right through them.
How'd the skeleton know it was going to rain? He looked at the weather forecast.
Tell all the skeleton jokes you want, but I've got thick skin.
How did the skeleton win the girl? He was humerus.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!
My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?
I went to Pen Island for vacation this summer. There were a lot of bones.
I'd make a joke about corn, but it's too corny.
Then again, I could make a joke about eyes, but that would be even cornea. My funny bone is broken. I guess it was because those jokes were too humerus.
You know this joke really cracks up my bones!
Beauty is only skin deep... but ugly goes all the way to the bone!
What happens when skeletons score points in a game?
They get a bone-us.
I'm bone dry in material, but I have a skeleTON of skeleton jokes. After I tell you all these rib ticklers, you will have a bone to pick with if you didn't find that funny, you outta rip my spine out.
How did the Skeleton know it was gonna rain?
He read the weather forecast.
What types of erections do skeletons have? Boners.
What did the skeleton get when he saw goth girls?......A boner.
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
He could feel it in his bones!