Skeleton jokes

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!

Q. Why do Skeletons work hard?

A. 'Cause they want the BONEus.

Why couldn't the annoying dog get on Papyrus's nerves?

HE'S A SKELETON. HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY.

It's easy to tell if a skeleton is lying to you because you can see right through them.

There are 206 bones in the human body.

207 when I'm at a nursery.

What did the first skeleton say to the second skeleton?

What did the skeleton play when he joined the band?

A tromBONE.

What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?

A tromboner.

Tell all the skeleton jokes you want, but I've got thick skin.

How did the skeleton win the girl? He was humerus.

I went to Pen Island for vacation this summer. There were a lot of bones.

I'd make a joke about corn, but it's too corny.

Then again, I could make a joke about eyes, but that would be even cornea. My funny bone is broken. I guess it was because those jokes were too humerus.

You know this joke really cracks up my bones!

Beauty is only skin deep... but ugly goes all the way to the bone!

What happens when skeletons score points in a game?

They get a bone-us.

How did the Skeleton know it was gonna rain?

He read the weather forecast.

I'm bone dry in material, but I have a skeleTON of skeleton jokes. After I tell you all these rib ticklers, you will have a bone to pick with if you didn't find that funny, you outta rip my spine out.

What did the skeleton get when he saw goth girls?......A boner.

How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?

He could feel it in his bones!

Sans, you lazybones, get up and do something.

Sans: I am doing something.

Papyrus: Oh yeah, what?

Sans: Thinking up a skele-ton of jokes.

Papyrus: SANSSSsSsSsSssSsSSsSsSsSSsSSsSsSsS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will end you.

Sans: What, does someone not have a funny bone? Oh wait, do you have a bone to pick with me? I have 206.