Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!
How’d the skeleton know it was going to rain? He looked at the weather forecast.
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
Sans: What am I using?
A trom-bone!
During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.
He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.
I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.
Why couldn't the annoying dog get on Papyrus's nerves?
HE'S A SKELETON. HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY.
There are 206 bones in the human body.
207 when I'm at a nursery.
It's easy to tell if a skeleton is lying to you because you can see right through them.
I went to Pen Island for vacation this summer. There were a lot of bones.
I'd make a joke about corn, but it's too corny.
Then again, I could make a joke about eyes, but that would be even cornea. My funny bone is broken. I guess it was because those jokes were too humerus.
You know this joke really cracks up my bones!
How did the Skeleton know it was gonna rain?
He read the weather forecast.
I'm bone dry in material, but I have a skeleTON of skeleton jokes. After I tell you all these rib ticklers, you will have a bone to pick with if you didn't find that funny, you outta rip my spine out.
Beauty is only skin deep... but ugly goes all the way to the bone!
What happens when skeletons score points in a game?
They get a bone-us.
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
He could feel it in his bones!
What did the skeleton get when he saw goth girls?......A boner.
Sans, you lazybones, get up and do something.
Sans: I am doing something.
Papyrus: Oh yeah, what?
Sans: Thinking up a skele-ton of jokes.
Papyrus: SANSSSsSsSsSssSsSSsSsSsSSsSSsSsSsS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will end you.
Sans: What, does someone not have a funny bone? Oh wait, do you have a bone to pick with me? I have 206.
Why did the skeleton have no friends?
He was a boner!
Heheheh!
Ah, see ya soon kiddo.
I'm going on break.
I'll give you some fried snow later!
