Skeleton jokes
How'd the skeleton know it was going to rain? He looked at the weather forecast.
I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
Sans: What am I using?
A trom-bone!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!
What did one skeleton say to another?
...nothing... they are dead... what did you expect?
My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?
What instruments do skeletons like to play?
Trombones.
What did the first skeleton say to the second skeleton?
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A tromboner.
I went to Pen Island for vacation this summer. There were a lot of bones.
I'd make a joke about corn, but it's too corny.
Then again, I could make a joke about eyes, but that would be even cornea. My funny bone is broken. I guess it was because those jokes were too humerus.
You know this joke really cracks up my bones!
How did the Skeleton know it was gonna rain?
He read the weather forecast.
Beauty is only skin deep... but ugly goes all the way to the bone!
What happens when skeletons score points in a game?
They get a bone-us.
I'm bone dry in material, but I have a skeleTON of skeleton jokes. After I tell you all these rib ticklers, you will have a bone to pick with if you didn't find that funny, you outta rip my spine out.
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
He could feel it in his bones!
What types of erections do skeletons have? Boners.
What did the skeleton get when he saw goth girls?......A boner.