Skeleton jokes

Tell all the skeleton jokes you want, but I've got thick skin.

What do skeletons do with their organs?

They organize them!

Sans: What am I using?

A trom-bone!

How'd the skeleton know it was going to rain? He looked at the weather forecast.

During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.

He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.

What did one skeleton say to another?

...nothing... they are dead... what did you expect?

What instruments do skeletons like to play?

Trombones.

My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!

What did the skeleton play when he joined the band?

A tromBONE.

I went to Pen Island for vacation this summer. There were a lot of bones.

I'd make a joke about corn, but it's too corny.

Then again, I could make a joke about eyes, but that would be even cornea. My funny bone is broken. I guess it was because those jokes were too humerus.

You know this joke really cracks up my bones!

I'm bone dry in material, but I have a skeleTON of skeleton jokes. After I tell you all these rib ticklers, you will have a bone to pick with if you didn't find that funny, you outta rip my spine out.

How did the Skeleton know it was gonna rain?

He read the weather forecast.

Beauty is only skin deep... but ugly goes all the way to the bone!

What happens when skeletons score points in a game?

They get a bone-us.

What did the skeleton get when he saw goth girls?......A boner.

How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?

He could feel it in his bones!

What types of erections do skeletons have? Boners.