Skeleton jokes
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no body to go with.
I have a skeleTON of jokes, but none of them are very humorous.
I complimented my neighbor's skeleton decoration for Halloween, but they just told me that it's their anorexic daughter.
Why didn't the skeleton follow his dreams? He was too gutless.
Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?
Because they have no body to go with.
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
Getting hurt is a bone-breaking experience. It's such a spine-tingling event!
Sans: Pap, your spaghetti is bonearific.
PaprUs: Sans, no. Aw, your funny bone is not working; come on, that one was a rib tickler.
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
He had nobody to go with.
Q: What do you call a skeleton that goes to school but doesn't do any work?
A: Lazy bones.
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain? He could feel it in his bones!
Me: Okay, Papyrus. I'm no Sherlock Bones, but I'd say that Storyspin Sans is the Imposter.
What did the skeleton say when his girlfriend said, "I'm gonna break your heart?"
He says, "Go ahead, you're not breaking my 206 healthy bones!"
What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
Why are skeletons not funny? Because they have no humor. 🤣
How does a skeleton kill a bug?
They SOCKET!
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
If you said he felt it in his bones, you're wrong. He watched the weather forecast.
Hey paps, BONE-appetit!
(Just eat your spaguetti.)
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A trombone.
Papyrus: Sans, can you call Undyne for me and tell her that I found a human!
Sans: Sure bro, lemme just get on the Tele-bone.
Papyrus: Ssssaaaaannnnsss!!!!!!
Sans: Yea bro.
Papyrus: You know what? I will tell Undyne instead.