Skeleton jokes

I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.

So, you're human, huh? Well, I'm a skeleton, so not much gets under my skin.

What did one skeleton say to the other?

Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"

Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)

Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."

Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"

Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"

Oh Sans, you're such a bonehead! Sorry if that joke was jaw-breaking! LOL.

Q: Why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke?

A: He broke his funny bone!

I have a ton of work to do... A skele-TON.

I just got a text on my cell. Bone be right back ;)

Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?

A: Because they are humerus.

How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?

If you said he felt it in his bones, you're wrong. He watched the weather forecast.

Papyrus: Sans, can you call Undyne for me and tell her that I found a human!

Sans: Sure bro, lemme just get on the Tele-bone.

Papyrus: Ssssaaaaannnnsss!!!!!!

Sans: Yea bro.

Papyrus: You know what? I will tell Undyne instead.

Q: What do you call a skeleton that goes to school but doesn't do any work?

A: Lazy bones.

It's easy to tell if a skeleton is lying to you because you can see right through them.

There are 206 bones in the human body.

207 when I'm at a nursery.

How did the skeleton win the girl? He was humerus.

How'd the skeleton know it was going to rain? He looked at the weather forecast.

I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.

During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.

He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.

What did one skeleton say to another?

...nothing... they are dead... what did you expect?

Sans: What am I using?

A trom-bone!

What do skeletons do with their organs?

They organize them!