Skeleton jokes

What did one skeleton say to the other?

Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"

Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)

Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."

Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"

Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"

Oh Sans, you're such a bonehead! Sorry if that joke was jaw-breaking! LOL.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no body to go with.

I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.

So, you're human, huh? Well, I'm a skeleton, so not much gets under my skin.

I have a ton of work to do... A skele-TON.

I just got a text on my cell. Bone be right back ;)

Q: Why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke?

A: He broke his funny bone!

How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?

If you said he felt it in his bones, you're wrong. He watched the weather forecast.

Papyrus: Sans, can you call Undyne for me and tell her that I found a human!

Sans: Sure bro, lemme just get on the Tele-bone.

Papyrus: Ssssaaaaannnnsss!!!!!!

Sans: Yea bro.

Papyrus: You know what? I will tell Undyne instead.

Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?

A: Because they are humerus.

Q: What do you call a skeleton that goes to school but doesn't do any work?

A: Lazy bones.

There are 206 bones in the human body.

207 when I'm at a nursery.

I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.

It's easy to tell if a skeleton is lying to you because you can see right through them.

Why couldn't the annoying dog get on Papyrus's nerves?

HE'S A SKELETON. HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY.

What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?

A tromboner.

What did the first skeleton say to the second skeleton?

How did the skeleton win the girl? He was humerus.

Q. Why do Skeletons work hard?

A. 'Cause they want the BONEus.