Skeleton

Skeleton Jokes

Human

So, you're human, huh? Well, I'm a skeleton, so not much gets under my skin.

Supply

I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.

Hand

What did one skeleton say to the other?

Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"

Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)

Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."

Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"

Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"

Bone

Q: Why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke?

A: He broke his funny bone!

Papyrus

Papyrus: Sans, can you call Undyne for me and tell her that I found a human!

Sans: Sure bro, lemme just get on the Tele-bone.

Papyrus: Ssssaaaaannnnsss!!!!!!

Sans: Yea bro.

Papyrus: You know what? I will tell Undyne instead.

Bone

How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?

If you said he felt it in his bones, you're wrong. He watched the weather forecast.

Bone

Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?

A: Because they are humerus.

School

Q: What do you call a skeleton that goes to school but doesn't do any work?

A: Lazy bones.

Chin

I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.

Rain

How'd the skeleton know it was going to rain? He looked at the weather forecast.

Halloween

During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.

He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.

Death

What did one skeleton say to another?

...nothing... they are dead... what did you expect?

Bone

My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?