Skeleton jokes
Why are skeletons so calm?
Yeet.
Q: What did the skeleton say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
A: Will you marrow me?
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to skull.
Why did the skeleton go to the movies by himself?
He had no body to go with.
One day a skeleton never worked. Everyone called him lazybones.
What do you call a person with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
How do skeletons make love?
They bone each other!
What types of erections do skeletons have? Boners.
*sans*: Why was the skeleton depressed? Because Frisk keeps resetting and it resets when he lost his phone.
Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SAD?
Me: I'm just BONELY.
Sans: Good one kiddo.
Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?
Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE!
P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad.
What did the skeleton play when he joined the band?
A tromBONE.
I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.
What's a skeleton's favorite meme?
Ken Bone.
I've done a skele-TON of work to think of this joke. Trust me, I've got a FEW more jokes!
Q: How much does a skeleton weigh?
A: A skele-TON.
So, you're human, huh? Well, I'm a skeleton, so not much gets under my skin.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no body to go with.