I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
What types of erections do skeletons have? Boners.
What did one skeleton say to the other?
Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"
Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)
Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."
Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"
Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"
Oh Sans, you're such a bonehead! Sorry if that joke was jaw-breaking! LOL.
Q:why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke? A: he broke his funny bone!
I have a ton of work to do... A skeleTON
I just got a text on my cell. Bone be right back ;)
how did the skeleton know it was ganna rain. If you said he felt it in his bones, your wrong he watched the weather forcast.
Papyrus: Sans, can you call Undyne for me and tell her that I found a human!
Sans: Sure bro, lemme just get on the Tele-bone.
Papyrus: Ssssaaaaannnnsss!!!!!!
Sans: Yea bro.
Papyrus: You know what? I will tell Undyne instead.
Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?
A: Because they are humerus.
Q: What do you call a skeleton that goes to school but doesn't do any work?
A: Lazy bones.
What instruments do skeletons like to play?
Trombones
What did one skeleton say to another? . . . . ...nothing... they are dead... what did you expect?
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A tromboner.
What did the first skeleton say to the second skeleton?
What did the skeleton play when he joined the band?
A tromBONE.
How did the skeleton win the girl? He was humerus.
Q. Why do Skeletons work hard?
A. 'Cause they want the BONEus.
Tell all the skeleton jokes you want, but I've got thick skin.
My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?
