What types of erections do skeletons have? Boners.
Skeleton Jokes
So, you're human, huh? Well, I'm a skeleton, so not much gets under my skin.
I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
What did one skeleton say to the other?
Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"
Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)
Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."
Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"
Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"
Oh Sans, you're such a bonehead! Sorry if that joke was jaw-breaking! LOL.
Q: Why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke?
A: He broke his funny bone!
I just got a text on my cell. Bone be right back ;)
I have a ton of work to do... A skele-TON.
Papyrus: Sans, can you call Undyne for me and tell her that I found a human!
Sans: Sure bro, lemme just get on the Tele-bone.
Papyrus: Ssssaaaaannnnsss!!!!!!
Sans: Yea bro.
Papyrus: You know what? I will tell Undyne instead.
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
If you said he felt it in his bones, you're wrong. He watched the weather forecast.
Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?
A: Because they are humerus.
Q: What do you call a skeleton that goes to school but doesn't do any work?
A: Lazy bones.
I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.
How'd the skeleton know it was going to rain? He looked at the weather forecast.
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
Sans: What am I using?
A trom-bone!
During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.
He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.
What did one skeleton say to another?
...nothing... they are dead... what did you expect?
What instruments do skeletons like to play?
Trombones.
My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?
