Skeleton jokes
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no body to go with.
What did one skeleton say to the other?
Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"
Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)
Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."
Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"
Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"
Oh Sans, you're such a bonehead! Sorry if that joke was jaw-breaking! LOL.
I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
So, you're human, huh? Well, I'm a skeleton, so not much gets under my skin.
Q: Why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke?
A: He broke his funny bone!
I have a ton of work to do... A skele-TON.
I just got a text on my cell. Bone be right back ;)
Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?
A: Because they are humerus.
Papyrus: Sans, can you call Undyne for me and tell her that I found a human!
Sans: Sure bro, lemme just get on the Tele-bone.
Papyrus: Ssssaaaaannnnsss!!!!!!
Sans: Yea bro.
Papyrus: You know what? I will tell Undyne instead.
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
If you said he felt it in his bones, you're wrong. He watched the weather forecast.
Q: What do you call a skeleton that goes to school but doesn't do any work?
A: Lazy bones.
Why couldn't the annoying dog get on Papyrus's nerves?
HE'S A SKELETON. HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY.
It's easy to tell if a skeleton is lying to you because you can see right through them.
There are 206 bones in the human body.
207 when I'm at a nursery.
What did the skeleton play when he joined the band?
A tromBONE.
How did the skeleton win the girl? He was humerus.
Tell all the skeleton jokes you want, but I've got thick skin.
Q. Why do Skeletons work hard?
A. 'Cause they want the BONEus.
During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.
He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.