Skeleton jokes
What did one skeleton say to the other?
Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"
Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)
Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."
Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"
Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"
Oh Sans, you're such a bonehead! Sorry if that joke was jaw-breaking! LOL.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no body to go with.
So, you're human, huh? Well, I'm a skeleton, so not much gets under my skin.
I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
I have a ton of work to do... A skele-TON.
I just got a text on my cell. Bone be right back ;)
Q: Why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke?
A: He broke his funny bone!
Papyrus: Sans, can you call Undyne for me and tell her that I found a human!
Sans: Sure bro, lemme just get on the Tele-bone.
Papyrus: Ssssaaaaannnnsss!!!!!!
Sans: Yea bro.
Papyrus: You know what? I will tell Undyne instead.
Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?
A: Because they are humerus.
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
If you said he felt it in his bones, you're wrong. He watched the weather forecast.
Q: What do you call a skeleton that goes to school but doesn't do any work?
A: Lazy bones.
During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.
He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
Sans: What am I using?
A trom-bone!
What did one skeleton say to another?
...nothing... they are dead... what did you expect?
What instruments do skeletons like to play?
Trombones.
What did the first skeleton say to the second skeleton?
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A tromboner.
What did the skeleton play when he joined the band?
A tromBONE.