Skeleton jokes
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no body to go with.
Oh Sans, you're such a bonehead! Sorry if that joke was jaw-breaking! LOL.
I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
So, you're human, huh? Well, I'm a skeleton, so not much gets under my skin.
What did one skeleton say to the other?
Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"
Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)
Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."
Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"
Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"
I just got a text on my cell. Bone be right back ;)
I have a ton of work to do... A skele-TON.
Q: Why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke?
A: He broke his funny bone!
Papyrus: Sans, can you call Undyne for me and tell her that I found a human!
Sans: Sure bro, lemme just get on the Tele-bone.
Papyrus: Ssssaaaaannnnsss!!!!!!
Sans: Yea bro.
Papyrus: You know what? I will tell Undyne instead.
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
If you said he felt it in his bones, you're wrong. He watched the weather forecast.
Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?
A: Because they are humerus.
Q: What do you call a skeleton that goes to school but doesn't do any work?
A: Lazy bones.
There are 206 bones in the human body.
207 when I'm at a nursery.
Why couldn't the annoying dog get on Papyrus's nerves?
HE'S A SKELETON. HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY.
I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.
It's easy to tell if a skeleton is lying to you because you can see right through them.
During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.
He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.
Sans: What am I using?
A trom-bone!
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
How did the skeleton win the girl? He was humerus.