Skeleton

Skeleton Jokes

Friend

Why did the skeleton have no friends?

He was a boner!

Heheheh!

Ah, see ya soon kiddo.

I'm going on break.

I'll give you some fried snow later!

Rooster

On Paxomedy channel, I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting.

I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dug down into the issue, it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock, and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch, and that was the beginning of their fight, and weird enough, the Cock won!

I went to congratulate the winner, but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus, but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa, and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldn't have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment, and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!

Skele Ton

You heard a conversation between Sans and Papyrus:

Sans: "Sub bro."

Papyrus: "DON'T 'SUB' ME BROTHER! YOU STILL DIDN'T REDINTEGRATE YOUR PUZZLES!"

Sans: "Easy bro, I have done a ton of work today."

Sans: "A skele-ton."

(Drum effect)

Papyrus: "OH MY GOD SANS!"

Library

Why did Kamala Harris visit the library?

To check out some “law” books and maybe return a few skeletons.

Ball

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he didn't have the guts to do it.

Bone

One day, a skeleton wasn't laughing. Someone asked him why he was not laughing. It turns out he fell and broke his bone, his funny bone that is.

Stuff

What does a skeleton say when it has a lot of stuff?

"I have a skele-TON of stuff to do."

Lie

What did the skeleton say when the other skeleton lied to him?

"You can't lie to me! I can see right through you!"

Cold

Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him!

Humerus

I once met a skeleton. I asked if I could tell him a joke. He agreed. I told it to him. He found it quite “humerus”.

Gut

Wanna hear a skeleton joke?

Sorry, I don't have the guts to tell it.

Cold

Q: Why do Skeletons hate the cold?

A: It sends chills up their spine.