Why did the skeleton have no friends?
He was a boner!
Heheheh!
Ah, see ya soon kiddo.
I'm going on break.
I'll give you some fried snow later!
Why did the skeleton have no friends?
He was a boner!
Heheheh!
Ah, see ya soon kiddo.
I'm going on break.
I'll give you some fried snow later!
On Paxomedy channel, I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting.
I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dug down into the issue, it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock, and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch, and that was the beginning of their fight, and weird enough, the Cock won!
I went to congratulate the winner, but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus, but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa, and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldn't have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment, and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!
Q: How much does a skeleton weigh?
A: A skele-TON.
You heard a conversation between Sans and Papyrus:
Sans: "Sub bro."
Papyrus: "DON'T 'SUB' ME BROTHER! YOU STILL DIDN'T REDINTEGRATE YOUR PUZZLES!"
Sans: "Easy bro, I have done a ton of work today."
Sans: "A skele-ton."
(Drum effect)
Papyrus: "OH MY GOD SANS!"
Why did Kamala Harris visit the library?
To check out some “law” books and maybe return a few skeletons.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
One day, a skeleton wasn't laughing. Someone asked him why he was not laughing. It turns out he fell and broke his bone, his funny bone that is.
What does a skeleton say when it has a lot of stuff?
"I have a skele-TON of stuff to do."
What did the skeleton say when the other skeleton lied to him?
"You can't lie to me! I can see right through you!"
How do skeletons make love?
They bone each other!
How does a skeleton kill a bug?
They SOCKET!
How do skeletons get COVID?
From the coffin!
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to skull.
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him!
"Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?"
"It didn't have the guts!"
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!
I once met a skeleton. I asked if I could tell him a joke. He agreed. I told it to him. He found it quite “humerus”.
Skeletons love to be in band. They love the trombone!
Wanna hear a skeleton joke?
Sorry, I don't have the guts to tell it.
Q: Why do Skeletons hate the cold?
A: It sends chills up their spine.