Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he was sans and to lazy to get his butt off the couch.
One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.
Q:why doesn't a skeleton mother drink water? A:because it gives her more work!
Why did the skeleton go to the movies by himself?
He had no-body to go with.
I've done a ton of work today A SKELE-Ton of work
What type of place would papyrus hang out at
The SPA-ghetti
*insert ba dum tss here*
Who is the most famous skeleton? Sherlock bones
what is the skelitons faverite insterment. a zilabone
What does skeleton said after dinner Bon-e Appétit
Why didn't the skeleton follow his dreams? He was too gutless.
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party : He had nobody to go with
Sans: why did the skeleton go to the party? Papyrus: Why? S: cause he was too fat and ugly P:AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA LOLOL,OLOLOL
a skeleton walk into a bar and said it takes "backbone" to mess with me and if you try to insult me i have thick skin.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE!
-P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad
What’s a skeletons favorite instrument— the trombone
WHY DIDNT THE BITCH ASS SKELETON FLY
CAUSE ME MUM FLEW ALL THE WAY AND TREVOR IS A BOOFAHEAD
one day a skeleton never worked every one called him lazybones.
You've got a body inside you - It's called your bones.
What do you call a skeleton snake? A rattler!
Why did the skeleton feel alone? He was BONEsome
