How do skeletons get COVID? From the coffin!
"Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?" "It didn't have the guts."
Q.Why do Skeletons hate the cold A. It sends chills up there spine
why did the skeleton cross the road? to get ta skull.
ive done a skeleTON of work to think of this joke. trust me ive got a feumer jokes
why do dogs like skeletons : cuz there boneheads
What instrument do skeletons play?
The TromBONE!
what does a skeleton call their great grand parents a fossil
I once met a skeleton, I asked if I could tell him a joke, he agreed, I told him it, he found it quite “humerus”.
Q why cant skeletons go to the dance
A he doesnt have the guts for it
this will take a ton of time. A skele-ton
why did the skeleton cross the road to prove he had guts :)
What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?
Nothing, Skeletons don’t have ears
Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens? A: They fall. (They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)
Why did the skeleton die from laughter? Cause they broke all his "FUNNY BONES!"
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Tiles
Wtf did you think he’d it with
"How would you describe a really bad skeleton?"
"Bad to the bone!" (Or "Rotten to the bone" if you want.)
what do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day? a lazy bones!
Someone:hey are you a skeleton? A skeleton: course, I have a SKELE-ton of fans
