How did the skeleton know it was about to rain?
"Because he felt it in his bones?"
No,
He read the weather app, you idiot.
What do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? A numb skull!
Skeletons love to be in band. They love the trombone!
Wanna hear a skeleton joke?
Sorry, I don't have the guts to tell it.
A skeleton goes sky diving. Doesn't come back in one piece.
What's the difference between 13 dead babies and a skeleton?
There aren't any, there's 13 skeletons in my closet.
Q: Why doesn't a skeleton mother drink water?
A: Because it gives her more work!
Why did the skeleton not cross the road?
Because it did not have the guts.
Teacher: Why did the skeleton know the weather outside?
Student: 'Cause he could feel it in his bones.
Teacher: No, he read the weather report, you fucking idiot.
What's the difference between a skeleton and a baby? I don't set the skeleton on fire.
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
He had nobody to go with.
Yeet.
What happens when a skeleton does not laugh at your pun?
Looks like someone's funny bone is broken. 😁
I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very egg-citing, although, I was exaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then you’re hard-boiled. That’s all for today, yolks! So I said before several cats starting fighting, that sh*t was a catastrophe. These kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be kitten me.” Meanwhile, in the ocean, they just waved, see what I did there? You shore you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too deep for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had no body. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He boned her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.
Q: What did the skeleton say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
A: Will you marrow me?
I once met a skeleton. I asked if I could tell him a joke. He agreed. I told it to him. He found it quite “humerus”.
What do you call a girl skeleton dancing?
A bone-étit.
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the prom? Because he had no BODY to go with...
I could have said a skeleTON more jokes, but I think that might break your funny bone.
Why didn't the skeleton follow his dreams? He was too gutless.
