Skeleton jokes
What do you call a skeleton with a mask and a knife?
A heartless killer.
A skeleton walks into a bar and said it takes "backbone" to mess with me, and if you try to insult me, I have thick skin.
I'd make a joke about corn, but it's too corny.
Then again, I could make a joke about eyes, but that would be even cornea. My funny bone is broken. I guess it was because those jokes were too humerus.
- What did the skeleton say to his friend?
- Actually... TIBIA honest, I don't know how to complete this joke...
Q: Why can't skeletons go to the dance?
A: He doesn't have the guts for it.
How did the Skeleton know it was gonna rain?
He read the weather forecast.
Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.
Why did the skeleton run away from the crime scene?
He didn't have the guts to see it.
Q: How much does a skeleton weigh?
A: A skele-TON.
You heard a conversation between Sans and Papyrus:
Sans: "Sub bro."
Papyrus: "DON'T 'SUB' ME BROTHER! YOU STILL DIDN'T REDINTEGRATE YOUR PUZZLES!"
Sans: "Easy bro, I have done a ton of work today."
Sans: "A skele-ton."
(Drum effect)
Papyrus: "OH MY GOD SANS!"
What did the skeleton say to the genderless child? "You're fucking dead, mate."
Why didn't the skeleton play football?
His heart wasn't in it!
Get up, you lazybones!
I have a ton of work to do... A skele-TON.
What is the skeleton's favorite instrument?
A xylophone.
What skeleton does Crap-ton of?
A "bone".
Sans: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Because they looked like me?
Sans: ... Sure.
Why did the skeleton not rob the bank?
He did not have the guts!
Why are you so bonely, my friend? I am at least glad that you are not boneless.
What did the skeleton say after dinner?
Bon appétit!