I'd make a joke about corn, but it's too corny.
Then again, I could make a joke about eyes, but that would be even cornea. My funny bone is broken. I guess it was because those jokes were too humerus.
I'd make a joke about corn, but it's too corny.
Then again, I could make a joke about eyes, but that would be even cornea. My funny bone is broken. I guess it was because those jokes were too humerus.
Q why cant skeletons go to the dance
A he doesnt have the guts for it
Why did the skeleton run away from the crime scene?
He didn't have the guts to see it.
Why didn't the skeleton play football?
His heart wasn't in it!
I have a ton of work to do... A skeleTON
What is the skeleton's favorite instrument?
A xylophone.
What skeleton does Crap-ton of?
A "bone".
Why did the skeleton not rob the bank?
He did not have the guts!
How did the skeleton know it was about to rain?
"Because he felt it in his bones?"
No,
He read the weather app, you idiot.