Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts to do it.
Why did the skeleton go to the movies by himself?
He had no body to go with.
A skeleton walks into a bar. Orders a beer and a mop.
My friends hate when I make skeleton jokes. I guess I need to put more backbone into it.
What’s a skeletons favorite instrument— the trombone
Joke.
Skeleton puns? Nah... they aren't that humerus.
What's a skeleton's favorite meme?
Ken Bone.
Sans: Wow, seems you’re really working yourself... down to the bone!
What did the skeleton say before dinner? "Bone appetit." His whole family found that humerus.
What does a skeleton say when it has a lot of stuff?
"I have a skele-TON of stuff to do."
im gay
You've got a body inside you. It's called your bones.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Shin-gles!
Why did the skeleton want a friend?
Because she was feeling bonely.
What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?
I’m bone to be wild!
What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone-appetit!
When does a skeleton laugh?
When someone tickles his funny bone!
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts.
