Skeleton jokes
What do you call a skeleton with no friends? Bonely.
Two skeleton brothers are talking.
1st bro: "Hey, get up! You and do some exercise! You are so heavy, you weigh a ton!"
2nd bro: "A skele-TON :)"
I'm not lazy, I'm just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don't try to stop me. I've got a skele-ton of these!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts to do it.
Why did the skeleton go to the movies by himself?
He had no body to go with.
A skeleton walks into a bar. Orders a beer and a mop.
My friends hate when I make skeleton jokes. I guess I need to put more backbone into it.
What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? The trombone!
Joke.
Skeleton puns? Nah... they aren't that humerus.
What's a skeleton's favorite meme?
Ken Bone.
Sans: Wow, seems you’re really working yourself... down to the bone!
What did the skeleton say before dinner? "Bone appetit." His whole family found that humerus.
What does a skeleton say when it has a lot of stuff?
"I have a skele-TON of stuff to do."
I'm gay.
You've got a body inside you. It's called your bones.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Shin-gles!
Why did the skeleton want a friend?
Because she was feeling bonely.
What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?
I’m bone to be wild!
What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!