Skeleton jokes
When does a skeleton laugh?
When someone tickles his funny bone!
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts.
What do skeletons hate the most about wind?
Nothing, it goes right through them.
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
Spareribs!
Why can't skeletons play church music?
Because they have no organs.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
I've done a ton of work today.
A SKELE-ton of work!
How do skeletons have sex?
They bone each other.