Size jokes
Yo mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Yo mama's so fat that even Dora don't have time to explore her!
Your mama is so fat, the Marvel Universe disappeared.
Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!
Your mama's so fat that she's bigger than the Titanic.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
Yo hairline is bigger than yo mama's booty.
My friend: "Hey, I see a dwarf!"
Me: "Where?"
Friend: "In front of me."
Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!
What is bigger than an elephant but smaller than two elephants?
A different sized elephant.
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
Your mama is so fat, it said "To be continued..." then it loaded and said "One person at a time!"
Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!
Yo mama is so fat she turned the mermaids to fishes.
Every Dorito bag for orphans is family sized.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on an AirPod Pro, she turned it into an iPad!
Your forehead is so big, if you fell, you would knock out your whole state cold.
What's a benefit of being an orphan? The chips always come in a family size :)
What do orphans call a family photo? A selfie.
Small People.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.