Size jokes
Your forehead is so big, if you fell, you would knock out your whole state cold.
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
Your mama is so fat, it said "To be continued..." then it loaded and said "One person at a time!"
What's a benefit of being an orphan? The chips always come in a family size :)
What do orphans call a family photo? A selfie.
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
What do you call a dick that's too small to see?
Tick-tack dick.
Small People.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.
Kenny's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I gave him a thumb and forefinger job.
Yo mama is so fat we need to use yo papa!
I know 5 fat people; you're 4 of them.
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
Yo mama so fat, she went to space and there was no space left.
What do you call the midget sea?
A pond.
Yo mama so fat, cow!
What's longer than a penis?
About anything.
Your mum is so fat, she gets hit by a parked car!
My friend talking to fat boi: "I can order you at McDonald's: Double Big Mac, triple quarter pounder cheeseburger."
Your mom is so fat that she cannot look at her feet when taking a shower.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
- That girl was hot. - She's my cousin!