Size jokes
Kenny's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I gave him a thumb and forefinger job.
Bro, your forehead so big Dakota's forehead seemed small.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on an AirPod Pro, she turned it into an iPad!
Your forehead is so big Mega Mind gets jealous.
Your forehead is so big, if you fell, you would knock out your whole state cold.
Your mama's so fat that she's bigger than the Titanic.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
Yo hairline is bigger than yo mama's booty.
Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!
Yo mama is so fat she turned the mermaids to fishes.
Every Dorito bag for orphans is family sized.
What's a benefit of being an orphan? The chips always come in a family size :)
What do orphans call a family photo? A selfie.
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
What do you call a dick that's too small to see?
Tick-tack dick.
Small People.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.
I know a baby carrot when I see one.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger before my eyes.
Then it hit me.
Your mama is so fat, the Marvel Universe disappeared.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.