Size jokes

What do you call a dick that's too small to see?

Tick-tack dick.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger before my eyes.

Then it hit me.

You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!

What is bigger than an elephant but smaller than two elephants?

A different sized elephant.

Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!

Dam, sometimes when I look at my friend's head, I say, "Dam, that's a dam big head, Nick." Then he is like, "Dude, that's a literal dam."

Kenny's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I gave him a thumb and forefinger job.

Your mama's so fat that she's bigger than the Titanic.

Yo hairline is bigger than yo mama's booty.

Your mama is so fat, it said "To be continued..." then it loaded and said "One person at a time!"

Bro, your forehead so big Dakota's forehead seemed small.

Your forehead is so big, if you fell, you would knock out your whole state cold.

Your forehead is so big Mega Mind gets jealous.

Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!

Every Dorito bag for orphans is family sized.

Yo mama so fat that when she sat on an AirPod Pro, she turned it into an iPad!

Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.

My friend: "Hey, I see a dwarf!"

Me: "Where?"

Friend: "In front of me."

Yo mama is so fat she turned the mermaids to fishes.