Size jokes
Your mama is so fat, it said "To be continued..." then it loaded and said "One person at a time!"
Your forehead is so big Mega Mind gets jealous.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on an AirPod Pro, she turned it into an iPad!
Yo mama is so fat she turned the mermaids to fishes.
Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!
Every Dorito bag for orphans is family sized.
Your forehead is so big, if you fell, you would knock out your whole state cold.
What's a benefit of being an orphan? The chips always come in a family size :)
What do orphans call a family photo? A selfie.
Small People.
What do you call a dick that's too small to see?
Tick-tack dick.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.
Kenny's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I gave him a thumb and forefinger job.
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
Yo mama so fat, she went to space and there was no space left.
Yo mama is so fat we need to use yo papa!
You're shorter than a thumbtack, like, boy, your auntie is probably taller than you.
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
Your mama is so fat, the Marvel Universe disappeared.