Size jokes
What is bigger than an elephant but smaller than two elephants?
A different sized elephant.
Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!
My friend: "Hey, I see a dwarf!"
Me: "Where?"
Friend: "In front of me."
Your forehead is so big, if you fell, you would knock out your whole state cold.
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
Your mama is so fat, it said "To be continued..." then it loaded and said "One person at a time!"
What's a benefit of being an orphan? The chips always come in a family size :)
What do orphans call a family photo? A selfie.
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
What do you call a dick that's too small to see?
Tick-tack dick.
Small People.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.
Kenny's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I gave him a thumb and forefinger job.
Yo mama is so fat we need to use yo papa!
I know 5 fat people; you're 4 of them.
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
Yo mama so fat, she went to space and there was no space left.
What do you call the midget sea?
A pond.
Yo mama so fat, cow!
What's longer than a penis?
About anything.
Your mum is so fat, she gets hit by a parked car!