Size jokes
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.
Yo hairline is so bad it looks like a fat person's stomach.
Yo mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Yo mama's so fat that even Dora don't have time to explore her!
Your forehead is so big, Mr. Clean thought he would hire you!
Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!
Every Dorito bag for orphans is family sized.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on an AirPod Pro, she turned it into an iPad!
Your forehead is so big Mega Mind gets jealous.
Your forehead is so big, if you fell, you would knock out your whole state cold.
What's a benefit of being an orphan? The chips always come in a family size :)
What do orphans call a family photo? A selfie.
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
What do you call a dick that's too small to see?
Tick-tack dick.
Small People.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.
I know a baby carrot when I see one.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger before my eyes.
Then it hit me.
Kenny's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I gave him a thumb and forefinger job.
Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.