You're so skinny, if you take a bath you look like you're in an ocean. 🛀🏊♂️
Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Black Temple, it became Sunken Temple.
Not sure if domestic violence joke or penis size joke...
Yo momma so fat, she glues together rags as clothes.
Your forehead is so big, even Galactus says, "Wow, that's big!"
Normal people have a four-head, but bro... you got a fourteen-head.
Your mom is so fat, she played bowling with the planets.
You so fat you got thrown out the window, but the window threw you back inside.
Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."
Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.
Yo mama’s so fat, she wore the equator as a belt! Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.
Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.
You were born so fat they needed two cranes to carry you.
There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.
Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.
You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.
What is 6 inches and has nuts?
A Snickers bar.
Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!
I cut my dick. It is all right now, and half the size but makes for excellent breakfast.
"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."
