Size jokes
Your forehead is too big. I can see my future when it shines.
Your forehead is so huge, you don't have dreams, you have movies. Follow me on Instagram: _zer0x3.
Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...
Yo momma so fat, her belt size is E for Equator.
Teacher: This assignment is big.
Student (male): I have something that's big.
Teacher: Yeah, your forehead.
Why don't midgets use tampons?
Answer: They are always tripping over the string.
What do you call a dwarf police officer?
A guinea pig.
Yo mama so fat that when the cashier at KFC asked her what size bucket she wants, she said "the one on the roof."
You're so short that you use a ladder to reach a dime.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass is tickling their ballsacks!
Yo mama so fat, I saw her eat with 3 utensils: A spoon, a knife, and a FORKLIFT.
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven.
Yo momma is so fat, when she caught the flesh-eating bacteria, it gave up!
You’re so short, you must need a ladder to reach your advice and dreams.
You’re so short, you could use a pillow as your bed and still have some wiggle room.
You’re so short, you can swing your legs when you sit on a stool.
You're so short you could be drowned by heavy rains.
You’re so short, you could sweep under your bed while standing.
You're so short that you build a tiny house for yourself.
You're so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house.