I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.
The wheels on the bus go round and round!
How do you get a Koala to fall asleep? Sing a koala-by.
I met a kid with Down syndrome the other day, he told me he was into rock music. Told me his favorite song was Down With The Syndrome. Kinda drooled while attempting to sing it.
Why dont adele swim properly? Because shes rolling in the deep🤽♂️
What do Karens do when they have free time?
They do KARENoke and sing Karen Song.
peoples music when friends are around : *rock*
when the are gone: "Come on vamonos, everybody let's go"
I tried to catch yodeling but he evoled to yodingalig
What is the definition of Endless Love? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!
So I told my sister want hear some jokes and she was like hit me with best shot fire away and I was like okay I know ur singing and old song yeah I was trying to see if u sing too and I said who do u think I am Chris brown Hi
Q:What is Trump
A: an oversized oompa loompa
I put my leg up in the air sometimes, singing ayo, I'm a flamingo...
Why did Stephen hawking go on to Britain’s got talent. To sing
What do you call a musician 👩🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?
A popsinger.
What does it sound when a dragon sings? A fire alarm
Who is Santa's favourite singer? Elf-is Presley!
when a kinderX=MsgBox("you do not have permission to delete this item",2+64,"error")the abcsgarten teacher askes a kid to sing alphabet he said ab3defg teacher said do you like 3d he said yeah teacher yelled ok do you have a3ds yeah he said teacher goes ito his bag and sais say abcs or your 3ds will be destroyed he says ab3defghijlmnopqrs oh he learned well the teacher thrw the 3ds out the window the kid gets it and it still wirks then he googles abcs it goes to youtube and says abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz teacher is proud of the 3ds the class went home tekll ing pa
everyone when we're in the cafeteria singing happy birthday to some random person: Happy birthday to you.., Happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear____, happy birthday to u Me in the background: Happy deathday to you..., Happy deathday to you, happy death day dear___, happy death day to you!..
I walked up to a cat and started to sing a song. The cat said, "HECK NO" then ran off I follow it while still singing "BABY COME HOME TO ME!!"
My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarf's saw them they sang... "Look at those high Ho's! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo'sssss!!!!"
Boy: can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: if you sing the abcs. Boy: abcdefghijklmnorstuvwxyz! Teacher: where’s the p? The boys answer: in my pants! Lol. That’s all mates! Have a good day! (Or night)
