One time Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.
Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.
Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get to the opera.
Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?
JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.
Ariana Grande
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?
A: “Holes gonna be big.”
What do you call an accomplished opera singer with recurring gonorrhea?
Standing ovation!
When Chris Brown heard he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman.
Stop the cap.
What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson likes little boys.
What’s harder than steel?
Michael Jackson in a playground.
Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.
What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue?
Sticky Minaj.
"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.
What did John Cena say to Ray Charles?
Hey, man.
Q: What's the difference between a folk singer and a 14" pizza?
A: The pizza can support a family of four.
What is David Bowie known for when making music? He gets his beats from his kids.
