Singer jokes
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron!
When Ariana Grande walked into the church, she said, "GOD IS A WOMAN!"
What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?
JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.
How did Michael Jackson die?
Because he danced like a zombie!
What’s harder than steel?
Michael Jackson in a playground.
Ariana Grande
Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
What do you call an accomplished opera singer with recurring gonorrhea?
Standing ovation!
What do you call a singer who can't make a song?
Taylor Swift.
What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson likes little boys.
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?
Nothing, they both can’t breathe.
Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.
Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead. 😁
What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue?
Sticky Minaj.
What does Michael Jackson say when it gets hot?
He-he-eat!