What do you call a spanish toilet. Elton John
your favorite artist must be reahana the way ur forehead shnes bright like a diamond
Why does Micheal Jackson like twenty -eight year olds?
Cuz there is Twenty of them.
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge
Because She can listen to call music
What do you call an accomplished opera singer with recurring gonorrhea/*lap? 👏🏼👏🏼
STANDING OVATION! 🌹🌹🥀
Q:What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney love before he died? A: “holes gonna be big”
When Chris brown herd he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman
Stop the cap
What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Michael Jackson likes little boys.
What did michael jackson say when he became a triangel? Tetraheehee!
What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue? Sticky Minaj
why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? she didn't want to give him kids
Why did the Michael Jackson cross the road
To get to the opera
one time michael jackson had an elergic reaction from eation 12 year old nuts
Never going to give you up. that's not what the orphan's parents said
What did John Cena say to Ray Charles? Hey, man.
What is David Bowie known for when making music, he gets his beats from his kids
Q: What's the difference between a folk singer and a 14" pizza? A: The pizza can support a family of four.
What’s harder than steel Michael Jackson in a playground
Michael Jackson went into an itallian restaurant and died, because he chocked on 9 year old meat balls.
what did Michael Jackson say?
nothing, he’s dead
