Singer jokes
"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.
Where did Michael Jackson go to college?
Bring 'em young.
What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier?
“He/he.”
Who is the man behind all lives matter?
Michael Jackson.
He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".
this one hurts
Who is the new heterosexual Michael Joseph Jackson (pedophile)?
R. Kelly.
What do you call a singer who can't make a song?
Taylor Swift.
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poker Face.
Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood.
Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello on the other side.
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?
A 50-year-old piece of meat.
A 12-year-old bun.
What is the difference between Drake and Carrie Underwood?
Carrie Underwood kissed a 12-year-old boy on the lips.
What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
What do you call a priest who became a singer?
Michael Jackson.
Me: Now I know why Michael Jackson turned white.
The police: You finally figured it out.
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
Things to kids:
Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."
A Good Parent: "My baby!"
Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)