Singer jokes
What is Juice WRLD's favorite restaurant?
Little Seizures.
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron!
When Ariana Grande walked into the church, she said, "GOD IS A WOMAN!"
What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
Memes
Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?
JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.
How did Michael Jackson die?
Because he danced like a zombie!
What’s harder than steel?
Michael Jackson in a playground.
Ariana Grande
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?
A: “Holes gonna be big.”
What do you call an accomplished opera singer with recurring gonorrhea?
Standing ovation!
What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson likes little boys.
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.
What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue?
Sticky Minaj.
Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead. 😁
"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.