Singer

Singer jokes

Woman

When Ariana Grande walked into the church, she said, "GOD IS A WOMAN!"

Song

Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?

JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.

Radio

Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?

Because she can listen to call music.

Forehead

Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!

Hole

Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?

A: “Holes gonna be big.”

Gonorrhea

What do you call an accomplished opera singer with recurring gonorrhea?

Standing ovation!

Difference

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?

Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson likes little boys.

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  • Meatball

    Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.

    Orphan

    "Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.