Singer jokes
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron!
When Ariana Grande walked into the church, she said, "GOD IS A WOMAN!"
What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?
JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.
How did Michael Jackson die?
Because he danced like a zombie!
What’s harder than steel?
Michael Jackson in a playground.
Ariana Grande
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
What do you call an accomplished opera singer with recurring gonorrhea?
Standing ovation!
What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson likes little boys.
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.
Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead. 😁
What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue?
Sticky Minaj.
"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.
What did John Cena say to Ray Charles?
Hey, man.
What does Michael Jackson say when it gets hot?
He-he-eat!