Singer jokes
How did Michael Jackson die?
Because he danced like a zombie!
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
What is Lizzo?
Big, fat, and ugly.
What is David Bowie known for when making music? He gets his beats from his kids.
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."
Where did Michael Jackson go to college?
Bring 'em young.
What did Chris Brown say when he saw Rihanna?
"I'd hit that."
Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood.
What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean?
"Billie Jean is not my lover!"
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.
I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
I like George Floyd's new song. It is really breathtaking.
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?
JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.
If only Karen Carpenter had eaten Mama Cass's sandwich...
What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
"Could you move? Your sun is in my son."
What do you call a rapper who works in the bakery?
DOUGH-KNIGHT
When Michael Jackson was taken to the hospital, immediately the maternity ward was put on lockdown.
Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.