Singer jokes
When Ariana Grande walked into the church, she said, "GOD IS A WOMAN!"
What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
How did Michael Jackson die?
Because he danced like a zombie!
Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?
JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.
Memes
Shitpost-master general
What’s harder than steel?
Michael Jackson in a playground.
Ariana Grande
Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
What do you call an accomplished opera singer with recurring gonorrhea?
Standing ovation!
What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson likes little boys.
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.
What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue?
Sticky Minaj.
Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead. 😁
"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.
What is David Bowie known for when making music? He gets his beats from his kids.
What did John Cena say to Ray Charles?
Hey, man.
Q: What's the difference between a folk singer and a 14" pizza?
A: The pizza can support a family of four.