What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
If Bruno Mars was to run a pub and sell chocolate bars other than alcoholic drinks, then he'd have to call his pub a Mars Bar!
Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school. Because he's dead. đ
Think of your favorite singer. Now, go ask someone what is your favorite singer. My favorite singer is Halsey, BTS. Now think about your least fave, mine is Oil London đ”. This is my home now.
1. What rhymes with "oil"? Put it in da chat. Bye weird people!
How did Michael Jackson die?
Because he danced like a zombie!
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."
Whatâs Michael Jacksonâs favorite movie?
Black and white.
Whatâs the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd Nothing they both canât breath
Liam Gallagher went into a café for a cup of tea, the assistant asked him if "he wanted a roll with it"
Justin Bieber
[concert] SINGER: hows everyone doin tonight CROWD: woo ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): it's actually been a tough few months
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
Did you know one of the singers of YMCA had AIDS? Y-M-C-AIDS.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case he had to drop some BOMBS
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough.
What was David Bowieâs last hit?
Probably heroin.
If only Karen Carpenter had eaten Mama Cass's sandwich...
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?
They both come in small can.
He sings, he dances, be he also HE HE.
