Singer jokes
Q: What's the difference between a folk singer and a 14" pizza?
A: The pizza can support a family of four.
What is David Bowie known for when making music? He gets his beats from his kids.
"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.
He sings, he dances, be he also HE HE.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite movie?
Black and white.
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?
They both come in small can.
If Bruno Mars was to run a pub and sell chocolate bars other than alcoholic drinks, then he'd have to call his pub a Mars Bar!
Think of your favorite singer. Now, go ask someone what is your favorite singer. My favorite singer is Halsey, BTS. Now think about your least fave, mine is Oil London 😵. This is my home now.
1. What rhymes with "oil"? Put it in da chat. Bye weird people!
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."
What do you call a priest who became a singer?
Michael Jackson.
Liam Gallagher went into a café for a cup of tea. The assistant asked him if "he wanted a roll with it."
Justin Bieber
When Chris Brown heard he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman.
Stop the cap.
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
[concert] SINGER: How's everyone doin' tonight? CROWD: Woo! ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): It's actually been a tough few months.
I complained to my landlord that carpenter ants were getting into the timbers. He was dismissive.
"They're Karen Carpenter ants, they don't eat much of anything."
What do you call a singer who can't make a song?
Taylor Swift.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case he had to drop some BOMBS.
Did you know one of the singers of YMCA had AIDS? Y-M-C-AIDS.