Singer

Singer jokes

Pizza

Q: What's the difference between a folk singer and a 14" pizza?

A: The pizza can support a family of four.

Beat

What is David Bowie known for when making music? He gets his beats from his kids.

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson

What does Michael Jackson say when it gets hot?

He-he-eat!

Tuna Fish

What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?

They both come in small can.

Mars Bar

If Bruno Mars was to run a pub and sell chocolate bars other than alcoholic drinks, then he'd have to call his pub a Mars Bar!

Home

Think of your favorite singer. Now, go ask someone what is your favorite singer. My favorite singer is Halsey, BTS. Now think about your least fave, mine is Oil London 😵. This is my home now.

1. What rhymes with "oil"? Put it in da chat. Bye weird people!

Band

Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."

Difference

What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?

Nothing, they both can’t breathe.

Roll

Liam Gallagher went into a café for a cup of tea. The assistant asked him if "he wanted a roll with it."

Concert

[concert] SINGER: How's everyone doin' tonight? CROWD: Woo! ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): It's actually been a tough few months.

Megan

Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?

In case he had to drop some BOMBS.