Singer jokes

Q: What's the difference between a folk singer and a 14" pizza?

A: The pizza can support a family of four.

He sings, he dances, be he also HE HE.

What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite movie?

Black and white.

What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?

Nothing, they both can’t breathe.

What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?

They both come in small can.

If Bruno Mars was to run a pub and sell chocolate bars other than alcoholic drinks, then he'd have to call his pub a Mars Bar!

Think of your favorite singer. Now, go ask someone what is your favorite singer. My favorite singer is Halsey, BTS. Now think about your least fave, mine is Oil London 😵. This is my home now.

1. What rhymes with "oil"? Put it in da chat. Bye weird people!

Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."

What do you call a priest who became a singer?

Michael Jackson.

Liam Gallagher went into a café for a cup of tea. The assistant asked him if "he wanted a roll with it."

Justin Bieber

What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?

Mic Drops.

[concert] SINGER: How's everyone doin' tonight? CROWD: Woo! ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): It's actually been a tough few months.

When Chris Brown heard he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman.

Stop the cap.

Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?

In case he had to drop some BOMBS.

Why did the rapper open a bakery?

Because he wanted to make dough.

Did you know one of the singers of YMCA had AIDS? Y-M-C-AIDS.

Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?

What do you call a singer who can't make a song?

Taylor Swift.

What was David Bowie’s last hit?

Probably heroin.