Singer jokes
Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?
JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.
What did Stevie Wonder's mom do to punish him as a child?
She rearranged all the furniture.
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
When Ariana Grande walked into the church, she said, "GOD IS A WOMAN!"
What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.
Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".
(And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)
Ariana Grande agrees with me on something: women belong in the kitchen and bedroom.
He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
What's the difference between Carrie Underwood and a robot?
A robot can feign empathy.
If Bruno Mars was to run a pub and sell chocolate bars other than alcoholic drinks, then he'd have to call his pub a Mars Bar!
What did John Cena say to Ray Charles?
Hey, man.
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
I like George Floyd's new song. It is really breathtaking.
No one. Beyoncé said "To the left, to the left!" She really meant women have no rights.
What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium?
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
Why did the pervert sing "Gucci Gang"?
Because a woman just gave him a lil pump.
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?
She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.