Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common? H: It's similar to shoes. A: White Vans.
What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos? They both have barcodes
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kbe Bryant They both can crashing down
What do babies and grenades have in common? They both make noise when you throw them.
what are the similarities between a broken tire and me? we were both caused by broken rubber.
Why are vaginas and the Mariana Trench similar? Lots of seamen go missing there.
What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? They both start at 12.
What does 2016 and 2020 have in common? A monkey caused worldwide outrage.
Why do orphans like Batman? They are 50% like him.
what does and orphans parents and the predator have in common
they are both invisable
What's the similarity between dogs and poor people?
They both eat from trash.
How are the Twin Towers and genders similar? There used to be two but, now it's a sensitive subject.
How is smoking similar to oral sex? The closer to the butt you get the stronger the flavor! 🤢
What are the similarities between an orphan and a newborn plant?
Both their parents were separated.
whats the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights
they are both going to be hanging from a tree
What's the similarity between a broken pencil and my life?
They're both pointless.
What's the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person?
They both hang...
Q: What's an animation similar to finding nemo but the fish has cancer? A: Finding kemo
How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar? Because they both have eyes.
lol 1 week anniversary of me being on Worst Jokes Ever...
J0K35: *LETS START A JOKING KEGGAR*
A Joking keggar is where i get you drunk with some jokes, only on a special occasion.
Ok, yall ready to get drunk with raging jokes? OK LETS GOOOOo
What do you call an LGBTQ+ disc jockey?
A DG (dee gay)
What does lava use when it can't walk properly?
A volCANEo
What do crackheads do when a black man got brutalitized?
They start a HIGHot (say it like hiot _riot_)
What is Satan's favorite DJ?
MarshHELLo
What do neck breakers use?
Snapchat
What did Twitter and Reddit eat with chocolate and marshmellows?
Instagraham crackers
Is this the last joke?
No
What is similar between a dog and my ex?
They are both commonly known as bitches
What number has a flu from a pig?
Nine flu (swine flu)
What did the loaf say when he was playing hide and seek?
BREADY OR NOT? HERE I GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Who is the best anime girl?
Well its pretty obvious 02 is on the second rank
Why did Sally get caned?
Because old men hurriCANED.
That was all
OR WAS IT?
Yes, it was (Come back on Halloween for another Joking Keggar)
