Similarity jokes
What's the main similarity between an elementary school math class and the USA?
The class divides.
I am cutie cutie, just like my bro, herishy.
How are Fortnite cards and orphans similar? They're given away.
Why do self-harmers "draw" on their arms?
Because everything they do is in vein.
Punchline: "Vain" sounds similar to "Vein".
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
Children and your meat are actually quite similar.
At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.
What makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar?
They can't stand up for themselves.
What is the similarity between depressed people and hoodies?
The color black.
What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.
What makes laissez-faire and a gangbang the same?
Not my problem.
What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?
They both have no way home!
What's the similarity between your mum and West Ham?
Your mum blows spunk bubbles from her ass.
What did the hamster say to the penis? "Ha, you look just like me!"
"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?
What is the similarity between orphans and apples?
They both get thrown out.
What do 7 year old girls want?
To be ate!
What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?
They both sprout water.
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
Why is a ketchup bottle like a kid? Cause they're like, "Squirt!" (squirt ketchup).