What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
Children and your meat are actually quite similar.
At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.
What is the similarity between depressed people and hoodies? the color black
What's the similarity between your mum and West ham?
Your mum blows spunk bubbles from her ass
"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?
WY is the captain from sponge Bob and Michael Jackson so similar... They both say a you ready kids
What's something similar between a clogged pipe and a pregnant woman?
You fix both with a coat hanger.
Why is a sick person and California similar? They tend to burn up.