Why do self-harmers "draw" on their arms?
Because everything they do is in vein.
Punchline: "Vain" sounds similar to "Vein".
How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
Children and your meat are actually quite similar.
At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.
What's the similarity between your mum and West Ham?
Your mum blows spunk bubbles from her ass.
"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?
WY is the captain from sponge Bob and Michael Jackson so similar... They both say a you ready kids
What's something similar between a clogged pipe and a pregnant woman?
You fix both with a coat hanger.
Why is a sick person and California similar? They tend to burn up.