Similarity jokes
What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.
What is a similarity between priests and doctors?
They both have fetishes for their professions.
The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.
The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.
Is that my student?
Na! It is Jesus!
What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf?
The emo is still hanging.
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
What is similar between Hitler and Trump?
They both want to keep races out.
Why are drums and autistic people the same?
They both go "uh uh uh uh uh uh!"
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
Why isn’t the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
How many emos like anagrams?
Some.
What do you call those who remain My Chemical Romance fans?
Emold.
What is the connection between Emos and Darth Vader?
They both dress in all black and none of them has a father.
What do you call flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Who cares, let them cry in the dark.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Anthony went into the bakery and ordered Emo Cake.
“Emo cake?” says the baker. ”What exactly is it?”
Anthony says, “It’s the cake that cuts itself.”
How do you pull an emo from a tree?
Cut the rope.
What’s the similarity between emos and unsalted popcorn?
They’re both white and flavorless.
What do emo birds call their mouths?
Bleaks.
What do you call an obese emo teen?
An edgelord.
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What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
How are cats and emos different from one another?
The cat still has 8 other lives.
Why does emo get tattoos of fruits on their arms?
They are playing Fruit Ninja.
What will you call Sonic if he’s an emo?
Sonic the Edgy hog.
Why would the emo swallow a clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why are Emos still around?
Because the suffering never ends.
What is the best way to get an emo off your balcony?
You encourage them.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Why do people wish their lawn grass was emo?
So it could cut itself.
A group of friends started an emo salsa band.
They call themselves HisPanic at the Disco.
What is the difference between pizza and emo pizza?
Emo pizza kind of cuts itself.
What does a zebra and I have in common?
We both have stripes.
What's the similarity between gay men and an ambulance?
They both take it in the back and go woop woop.
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
I like 7/11 because it's like 9/11.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
What are the similarities between apples and emos?
They both hang from trees.
What's the similarity between pedophiles and school shooters?
They both shoot when they see kids.
What’s the similarity between my dick and my girlfriend?
I beat both of them.
What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.
Deals is bully, right? Denise, like a bully type of rock, is a piggy.