Show jokes
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
Me: You have terrible jokes.
Mum: Shows me a mirror.
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "That's my step ladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."
fr tho
What TV series do orphans hate?
"House, M.D."
What is a show an orphan will never be able to relate to?
"Full House".
When the ugliest cat looked at you, then you search up the ugliest thing in the world, you show up.
Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
What show do orphans hate?
"American Dad."
I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed to my friend who had an overdose of LSD.
I see a dreamer.
If a mentally challenged person shows up late,
Is it ok to call him tardy?
My local hacker contacted me and told me that he hacked my computer.
I responded, “Show me proof.” He provided the username and password for my email account, bank account, video game accounts, and social media accounts. To be honest, that is the fastest “Forgot Password” procedure I’ve ever done.
So I was at high school one day in the bathrooms, and I'm circumcised, and the kid next to me wasn't, so he showed me his pp, and he had a foreskin, so I was just playing with it until the teacher walked in, then I got fired...
What happens to a cannibal who shows up late for dinner? He gets the cold shoulder.
I'm Pickle Rick!
Jesus shows up and says you’ve got to go to church.
You follow him in, and under their breath, it sounds like somebody says, "You steal." You say in your mind, knowing you have before, "I’m sorry." Then somebody coughs, and under their breath, it sounds like they say again, "You steal," so you whisper quietly, "I’m sorry."
...then somebody in German says, "Schieß den Hurensohn!"
I asked this disabled kid what his favorite TV show is. He looked at me blankly and said "My favorite TV show is Vegetales."
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!