Shot jokes

He asked for a shot of beer?

He got shot and killed.

Knott and Shott got into a gunfight. Knott was shot and Shott was not. Therefore, it was better to be Shott than Knott. But what if the shot Shott shot didn't hit Knott but Shott? Then the shot Shott shot shot Shott.

What did John say after someone shot his leg?

Oof!

Why did the boy shoot the clock?

I named my daughter Kennedy so when I talked about how her brain was shot out of her head, people just thought I paid really close attention in history.

A blind guy shot up a town.

I guess he couldn’t see the road to heaven.

Chuck Norris one-shot down a German fighter plane by pointing his finger at it and yelling "bang!"

There was a blackout in my neighborhood last night. The police told us to stay inside until they shot him.

All of these jokes are so dark, I'm surprised cops haven't shot them.

A time traveler walks into a bar.

He orders a beer and a shot of whiskey.