Shot jokes
American: I've never shot a gun.
African: That's the first coming from an American!
Jim walks into a bar and asks for a shot of vodka. He then says to the barkeep, "Who's the toughest guy in here?"
The barkeep points to a man at the pool table. Jim then knocked him out and paid for the shot and left. He did this every Friday for 2 months. Finally, the barkeep is pissed because Jim keeps knocking out all of his customers. He then orders a gorilla and puts him in the bathroom.
Jim walks into the bar and gets another shot of vodka. He asks again, "Who's the toughest guy in here tonight?" The bartender points to the bathroom and says he's in there. Jim walks into the bathroom and everyone in the bar can hear yelling and screaming. The bartender asks, "What happened in there?" Jim smiles and says, "I don't know who that was, but when he wakes up tell him I put his fur jacket in the toilet."
A man tried to shoot Adolf Hitler, but missed. Then Adolf replied, "Oh shoot, I did nazi that coming!"
He asked for a shot of beer?
He got shot and killed.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
Knott and Shott got into a gunfight. Knott was shot and Shott was not. Therefore, it was better to be Shott than Knott. But what if the shot Shott shot didn't hit Knott but Shott? Then the shot Shott shot shot Shott.
What did John say after someone shot his leg?
Oof!
Why did the boy shoot the clock?
I named my daughter Kennedy so when I talked about how her brain was shot out of her head, people just thought I paid really close attention in history.
A blind guy shot up a town.
I guess he couldn’t see the road to heaven.
Chuck Norris one-shot down a German fighter plane by pointing his finger at it and yelling "bang!"
There was a blackout in my neighborhood last night. The police told us to stay inside until they shot him.
All of these jokes are so dark, I'm surprised cops haven't shot them.
A time traveler walks into a bar.
He orders a beer and a shot of whiskey.