Knott and Shott got into a gunfight. Knott was shot and Shott was not. Therefore, it was better to be Shott than Knott. But what if the shot Shott shot didn't hit Knott but Shott? Then the shot Shott shot shot Shott.
Hello, are you there? Yes, who are you? My name is Watt. What’s your name? Watt’s my name. Yes, what is your name? My name is John Watt. John What? Yes, are you Jones? No, I’m Knott. Will you tell me your name? Will Knott. Why not? My name is Knott. Not what? Not Watt, Knott! *hangs up*
I went to an interview and my future boss said, "Hi, my name is Watt Niseto, meet you."
Then said, "WHAT IS UR NAME?" He then said,
"What is not my name, Watt is." So I replied, "Ugh fine, I guess I'll call you Wha." Then he said, "Wha I not my name."
And then I said, "Ugh fine, my name is Will Knott." He then replied, "Hi Will Not."
