
Short jokes
Why do orphans love to play family?
Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
His parents were on the other side!
This is about Gwen.
I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)
Pastor: I don’t normally swear, but tonight I am going to, just for the halibut!
Aahhhhhh!
Why did you scream? Oh... Helen Keller tried to cook... 😨
What is the difference between a human and a bird?
A bird can fly and a human cannot fly.
You're so skinny, if someone farts in your direction, you will fly away.
Why did the rapist not get sentenced?
Because rule 69 said so 🤣🤣
Why did the guy take a bath? Because he came, and it was too much of a mess.
What is the difference between the snow ❄️ and sun 🌞? Snow is slippery, and the other kind 🧒 of weather is not slippery.
Write 317537 on your calculator and turn it over to spell "Leslie."
You're so ugly, even Smara gets jealous.
Sumona.
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Dad: "I'll be back in a minute."
20 years later
Orphan: "Dad?"
Why did Wilson die? Cuz he sucks!
What is Saturn's favorite day?
Saturday!
Why Cristiano Ronaldo loves oranges??
Because they contain vitamin suiiiii!