Short jokes
Sure, just tell me how to put on a mask.
Money is power, and power is sex. Sex is ex, and ex is virgin.
Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.
Bro, your head is so big that it shines so bright, it turns into a lightbulb.
Hot man is sexy.
You: I want my mama.
Me: Soz, you can't even get one.
Why do orphans not have parents?
Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.
What do you call a magic car?
A human.
Aarif
What is a nut that is in outer space?
A broken nut.
What time is it when you walk out to the school?
Time to go to school!
Conor MacGregor to Poirier: "Your wife is your husband!"
(After the fight, or should I say after the fracture.)
Poirier: Really, bitch?
Omg, shut up guys!
I bet you eat your cereal with water because your dad never came back with the milk.
Gwen is back, Freshfry is back, Addison Banks is back... This website is coming back to the golden age!
Did you know that big black dicks can be weapons and can kill people?
Floyd Mayweather proved it when he gave it to Logan Paul in the ass.
Akeld: Do you think I should get an edges or a tapeline?
Me: Why not make both of them there? They're both messed up anyway.
What do you call a magic car that I can do to help me out for you and I will be doing a great day?
What is it about sisters who argue?
Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers?
But that's just my opinion.