Short jokes
I'm going to bomb a little child (I'm an USA bomber).
You're so skinny, if you take a bath you look like you're in an ocean. 🛀🏊♂️
Why did the orphan chase the family? Because he was jealous that he did not have a family.
Me: When I saw an orphan on the street in rags.
Also me: Are you okay?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave it away?
Me: Because you have no family.
Bitch!
A person walks into the bar and said, "Hey barman, get my son a drink and tell him his dad is dead."
Who said that?
I'm a clown.
What is the difference between a human and a tree?
A human can walk and a house can walk to a tree, walk home, walk, walk, and walk, walk.
Hitler is amazing; he's dead but still alive because he did Nazi death coming. It never happened.
This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.
What do you call a Paki in a microwave?
Pting pting pting.
"Akeld" sounds like a 56-year-old man just picking on kids for no reason. I say, get a life!
What did the orphan say to the house? Can I live here?
Robin Williams' death was the most horrible impression ever given. (RIP Robin Williams, you will be missed!)
Why is Lucas so weird? I don't know, you tell me.
What is a car that runs and can't?
Also, not love everyone.
What do you call a bus going backwards? A sub.
My life is like a grenade... I pull off the ring and, BOOM, it explodes!
People have houses, but I don't have a house because I don't have parents, said the orphan.
Orphan: Favorite song?
My name: