Short jokes
What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
BaBOOM!
Masochists and sadists are made for each other.
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
What’s one store an orphan can’t shop at?
HomeGoods ;)
Orphans are depressed, hahaha.
Why can't LGBTQ+ members be straight? Because they are LGBTQ, they are losers.
That is a "Penny-Farthing" bicycle. Dimes if you feed it beans.
Me: I want to be a stand-up comedian.
Friend: You have to be able to stand up.
JFK
Half is definitely a bottom.
Q. What do rapists fear more than rabies?
A. Rape babies.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.
Spell "I C U P." I see you pee.
What do you call onions and beans?
Tear gas.
My mom said I rely on my devices too much, so I unplugged her life support.
I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?
Alright, I'm gonna make like a tree and leaf.
*****You have to leave right after you tell this joke.****
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Golly.
Golly who?
Godly leave me alone!
What do you call a flying bus?
An Airbus.
Why doesn't George Washington carry his ID?
Because he knows he can always ask for a quarter.
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.