Short jokes
Hitler is amazing; he's dead but still alive because he did Nazi death coming. It never happened.
"Akeld" sounds like a 56-year-old man just picking on kids for no reason. I say, get a life!
What did the orphan say to the house? Can I live here?
I'm a clown.
What is the difference between a human and a tree?
A human can walk and a house can walk to a tree, walk home, walk, walk, and walk, walk.
A person walks into the bar and said, "Hey barman, get my son a drink and tell him his dad is dead."
Who said that?
Robin Williams' death was the most horrible impression ever given. (RIP Robin Williams, you will be missed!)
Why did the rapist not get sentenced?
Because rule 69 said so 🤣🤣
Why is Lucas so weird? I don't know, you tell me.
My life is like a grenade... I pull off the ring and, BOOM, it explodes!
People have houses, but I don't have a house because I don't have parents, said the orphan.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
His parents were on the other side!
Orphan: Favorite song?
My name:
Why do orphans love to play family?
Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)
This is about Gwen.
I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.
Aahhhhhh!
Pastor: I don’t normally swear, but tonight I am going to, just for the halibut!
Also, not love everyone.
What do you call a bus going backwards? A sub.