Short jokes
Why is 10 always afraid?
Because it is between 9 and 11.
If you pour paint in your eyes, the paint loses the 't'.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password, because he was having an affair with his shoulder.
Wordle be like (Part 2):
COMBS 💚🩶🩶🩶💚
CURES 💚💚🩶🩶💚
CULTS 💚💚🩶💚💚
What's an upside of being an orphan?
You'll never get grounded again.
So, I was in the church the other day, raping this woman, when she screamed, 'Please! Think of my children!' I said, 'Ooo, you kinky bitch.'
When it's NNN but you have a peanut allergy: 🥳
What do you call a singer who can't make a song?
Taylor Swift.
Why don't you use a dull pencil?
Because there's no point. 😐😑😑
What do you call a downie superhero?
Chromo-doner.
Six one.
Orthodox Christians are a little slow; they take 13 days to get the joke. So go easy on them, alright?
What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?
They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Why can Elsa hold a balloon? She will "Let It Go"!
When a woman says, "I need to be treated like a delicate flower," don't cut the wrong cord on the bomb.
How do you know that a woman is about to say something smart?
She starts the sentence with ‘a man once said.’
Did anyone around here lose a roll of twenty-dollar bills wrapped with a rubber band? Because we found the rubber band.
Why can’t Homer Simpson bring his family into Moe’s Tavern?
Because there’s a bartender in there.
What's the difference between a broken shovel and a young child?
The shovel doesn't cry when you swing it into a wall repeatedly.