Short jokes
What do you get from childhood drama? A ginger with autism.
What's Adam's biggest fear?
Andy with a belt.
What does Adam look like?
The fat ginger baby of Boss Baby.
What do you get when Glen fucks an orange?
Adam.
What do you call an Indian lesbian? Minge-eater.
What goes up must come down, apart from Mr. Vyse.
What do you call a convict in prison for touching little girls? A boy named Brandon.
So you wanna play like that, ayy? Well, Sydney didn't wanna play like that either, and that's why you got arrested.
Why does Aaron cry at night? His alcoholic father beats him.
Why does Aaron always look depressed? Because his grandma's dead.
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Why did the little kid cry? His dad forgot to pull out.
Why do emos like circles? Because they can hang out with them.
I lost my virginity once and found it in a store being sold off.
What’s the difference between a loser and a paper?
A girl actually dates the paper.
Did you know that there is a new drug on the market for lesbians who are suffering from depression? It's called Trycoxagain.
Jared from Subway. Remember kids, "tuna sub" backwards is what I'm going to do on your face.
What do most disabled people eat?
Their arm.
What's the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It's a surprise when you find the treasure.
Knock knock.
Boo.
No need to cry, it was only a joke. Yeh, I can't think of anything.