Short jokes
My cock was in the book of world records...
The librarian told me to take it out.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt-quack.
What do you call an Italian with an anesthetic?
Ruberto
A man sacrificed children who played Roblox, so when someone knocked on the door, they said, "An administrator has banned you from heaven!"
Kid: But, Mom, I don't want to see Grandma.
Mom: Shut up and keep digging.
What's the difference between a school and an ISIS military base? Don't ask me, I only fly the drone.
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay guys can play Star Wars.
A Muslim enters a building...
Along with 500 passengers and an airplane.
What's a delinquent mitten's favorite sport?
Badminton.
Sans: Wow, seems you’re really working yourself... down to the bone!
Why does Stephen Hawking always say he's got so many bitches?
Because he is never around Siri.
A doctor fell into a well and broke his collarbone.
The doctor should attend the sick and leave the well alone!
Why did the octopus cross the road?
Who knows and who cares?
Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks...
My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high...
So, apparently, Hitler's dad was quite the abusive fellow, always beating his son.
Guess that's why he's called (Hit)ler.
I met a really greedy oyster. It was quite shellfish.
What does a dyslexic zombie eat? Brian's, hahahahaha!
Why did Iran, ran?
Iran said, "I ran away!"
How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.