Short jokes
Who was the knight on the Round Table that only ate meat?
Sir Loin.
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."
Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.
2+2=4-1=3 quick math.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a coffee bean grower?
De-calf!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?
Robot Wars.
Three men walk into a bar... you would have thought the last one would have ducked.
They are making a movie about clocks.
It’s about time.
How did the USA beat Japan in rapping?
By dropping two of the biggest roasts.
My family is like a treasure.
You need a map and shovel to find them.
X: Morning, sunshine!
Y: Oh, yeah. 30 minutes more.
You know the difference between happy tailgaters and angry tailgaters?
Happy tailgaters know how to throw a party.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The "p" is silent.
Hi, what's your name?
I don't know, I'm disabled.
What's the difference between apples and dead babies?
I don't ejaculate on apples before I eat them.
What's Trump's favorite instrument?
A TRUMPet!!!
Your mama so fat, she filled up Minecraft's block limit! lol XD
What did the trumpet say to Trump?
"Hi, fellow trumpet!"
You want a pizza from me!!!!
Pizzaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!