Short jokes
My girlfriend said she wanted to be pampered. I told her I wasn't into diaper fetishes.
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A trombone.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowgirl?
Snowballs.
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Meet you at the corner!
God's racist. He separated light from dark.
I'm glad Stephen Hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad.
Did you hear about the guy that was cutting off people's feet and taking them?
It took my sole.
Why is it that when Donald Trump and Melania make love, she is always on top?
Donald Trump can only F@#k up.
What do you call a drivable Hamburger?
What?
A Hamborgini.
What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement.
DDLC be like: "You kinda left her (Sayori) hanging."
And Yuri TOOK A SEAT...
On the floor.
And died.
The end.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about the circus fire?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: It was in-tents.
How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? It takes two, but don't ask me how they get inside.
A man opened a snail farm.
He said that it is a slow-moving business.
Who’s the roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table?
Circumference.
I hope there is a lift to heaven. I shouldn’t be making jokes though.
RIP Stephen Hawking who was buried today... he did always love black holes.
Pedophiles smell good.
Trystan Leonard is going out with Katelynn O'Toole.
I guess you could say Stephen Hawking is a dead meme.