Short jokes
A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.
I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.
If you're ever down one day, just go to the orphanage and bully an orphan because what is he going to do about it? He has no parents.
Zozo laughed at his wife for her husband being a hobo.
Zozo the hobo has two frogs and a bunny cage from pet expo. Why? Because he wanted a pet, you idiot!
Employer: Can you perform under pressure?
Me: No, but I do a pretty good "Bohemian Rhapsody."
What do lemons 🍋 wear in the rain?
Yellow jackets.
Waitress: You wanna box for your leftovers?
Me: No, but I'll arm wrestle you for the bill.
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣
*The doctor asking why I've broken 19 bones in the past week*
*My abusive mum- Go on, tell him!*
Well what am I gonna do now...
Orphan: I want to be like Batman.
Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.
"I fancy Hunter, my big sugar daddy," said the orphan, clearly lying.
Why do orphans enjoy orgasms?
I watch sexy girls AMV and my pp goes up and down and up.
Why are orphans so gayyyyyyy?
Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.
Billy moved in with 69 pedophiles when he was 8. Many "tears" came across his cheeks.
Random kid: Yo mama so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Orphan: What's a mama?
Random kid: *shook*
Why was the ant so confused?
All of its uncles were ants.
Orphan's prayer: In the name of the Father, The Son, The Holy Spirit. Amen.
When you say to your friend, "I've got your back," then at his funeral you see in his coffin he's missing his middle piece.