Short jokes

If you get a divorce with your husband, does that still mean you’re siblings?

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye, matey!

Alright, I'm gonna make like a tree and leaf.

*****You have to leave right after you tell this joke.****

Ccdddfrtyyhhgfdderrrrtyu.

Why did only blonds show up at Saturday's party during the Corona crisis?

Because their computers flashed, "Virus blocked!"

If a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?

What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?

Answer: They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!

Fat girls give the best head because they are hungry and eat the most dick.

Fat people are thirsty, so I piss in their mouth.

Time for you to stop looking at jokes on worstjokesever.com and go to bed!

I hope ya'll that have depression kys; you are worthless trash.

Just kidding.

Is depression sadness or happiness? I call it a fun time.

Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?

Because they can't be home schooled.

What is an orphan's favorite beer?

"Fosters."

Scientists say I'm made up of 75% of water.

But after jumping in the ocean, it's 100%, just like my depression.

"Hey Modda, I'm hungry."

What's the smallest stick in the world?

Your man's dick.

What's the definition of rude?

Sticking a blind man in a corner and telling him to find his wife.

All these females swear they loyal... but you can’t put loyalty on a hoe.

All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.

I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.