Why do school shooters have the best shots?
They train at the best schools. 🤣🤣🧇🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box, but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.
My friend: Hey, I got 15 kills!
Me: I got 60 kills!
My friend: I didn't know you played Call of Duty!
Me: What's Call of Duty?
"Fortnite battlepass, I just shit out my ass."
Fortnite, Fortnite, did I mention Fortnite, Fortnite, Fortnite?
Like a shooter says, "I put the fun in funeral!"
(First Person): Knock knock, who's there? (2nd Person): Lemme talk to you, when we finna slide, what we finna do, knock knock, who's there, time to make a move, slayin' all then demons and we gotta move in too.
(Second Person): Knock knock, (1st p): who's there, let me talk to you, be careful where you steppin' out cause you ain't bullet proof, knock knock, who's there? time to make a move, block is full of shooters, and they didn't come to hoop.
So there was a school shooting in Florida. Why didn't the shooter just go to Disney?.......sorry, I just work there and I'm trying to get people to come on down.
Don't make Iran jokes. My mom died by a rocket launcher. She was the best sharp shooter in the Iranian army.
The school shooter when the cops show up be like:
"Ain't nothing gonna break my stride, ain't nothing gonna hold me down. Oh oh. I've got to keep on moving."
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
When the school shooter starts doing Fortnite dances and the autistic kid joins in.
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
When you hide in the girl's bathroom so the school shooter won't go in there: 😃
When you notice that the school shooter is female: 😟
Kid: "THERE'S A SHOOTER IN THE BUILDING!"
Shooter: "Oops."
When you let the school shooter borrow your pen so he doesn't kill you.
Why did a school shooter get banned from a game server?
He was caught aimbotting.
What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!
Anyone else think High School Musical would have been a better film with a school shooter?
