What is are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack
When the school shooter is just about to leave your classroom and you think your in the clear but the Down syndrome kid says “goodbye”
What do you call a Circus Show? A School shooter
Hey I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive, unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you at least.
Obesity kills thousands of times more Americans than shooting does, which teaches us an important lesson:
Shooters do poorly given the size of their targets.
Why did the school shooter earn extra points? Bcz he was on a kill streak.
What a school shooter favorites song
Pumped up kicks
So as a school shooter, I try to remember my abc's. A, B, C, D, E, F, GUN! And I basically stop at G, since no students ever speaks to me about the rest.
What do Priests and School shooters have in common?
They both blast little kids in the face
I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience
What’s the worst thing about being suicidal? The school shooter will always spare you.
The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun but the emo kid dissapears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.
True fact: school shooters aren’t dangerous to you if your the school shooter
Why do school shooter have the best shots????? They train at the best schools. 🤣🤣🧇🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
When the school shooter enters the classroom and its the quiet kids dad
When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it’s a piñata: 🤪🏏
Kid: THERES A SHOOTER IN THE BUILDING shooter: oops
when you let the school shooter borrow your pen so he doesn't kill you
what does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? he shoots more kids in them
