When you're banging the class slut and the school shooter says to leave his corpses alone.
What's the similarity between pedophiles and school shooters?
They both shoot when they see kids.
A student was peeking in on a 10/10 chick, and the guy was about to nut.
The school shooter patted his back and told him to leave his corpses alone.
I wanted to solve teen suicide, so I shot up a middle school.
The school shooter: "I finally found you worthless crybabies!!"
The Quiet Kid: "How are a bag of chips and a mac11 the same?"
The school shooter: "I don't know."
The Quiet kid: "When you pull them out everybody wants to be your friend."
I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.
When the school shooter finds you and you think you’re gonna die, but he remembers the time you gave him a pen.
When the school shooter breaks into your classroom, so you try to say goodbye to your Roblox gf, but then the shooter's phone goes off.
I swear, in America, one school shooter can take good care of hundreds of kids, but hundreds of soldiers can't even win a war. Might as well send all your school shooters over there.
When the school shooter gets killed and everyone is cheering, but you walk toward his gun; "I will finish what you started."
When the school shooter says, "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: 🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️
What’s the difference between a feminist and a school shooter?
A school shooter actually makes an impact on its targets.
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
When the school shooter breaks into the classroom, and you look at your friend because it's the kid you predicted.
When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
What is a school shooter's favorite animal?
A Desert Eagle.
When the school shooter asks the autistic kid which hostage he wants to rape, and he looks at you like 😋.
Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?
Because that's the average classroom size.
Here’s another joke my friend told me.
What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.
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