Shooter Jokes

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What's the similarity between pedophiles and school shooters? They both shoot when they see kids.

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When the school shooter finds you and you think you’re gonna die but he remembers the time you gave him a pen. 🖌

When the school shooter breaks into your classroom so you try to say goodbye to your Roblox gf but then the shooter's phone goes off.

i swear in America, one school shooter can take good care of hundreds of kids, but hundreds of soldiers cant even win a war, might as well send all your school shooters over there

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What’s the difference between a feminist and a school shooter

A school shooter actually makes an impact on its targets

If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an austistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss Cheese?"

When the school shooter breaks into the classroom and you look at your friend cause it’s the kid you predicted

When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”.

What is a school shooter's favorite animal??

A Desert Eagle

When the school shooter says "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️

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Here’s another joke my friend told me.

What did the school shooter do when the libraryin told him to be quit? Pulled out a silencer.

WHY ARE THERE 30 BULLETS IN ONE CLIP? BECAUSE THATS THE AVERAGE CLASSROOM SIZE

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