Shooter jokes
What's the similarity between pedophiles and school shooters?
They both shoot when they see kids.
The quiet kid, orphan, and school shooter walked into a bar, and he ordered a beer.
When the quiet kid has an argument with the school shooter, and you didn't get to pull out the AK.
When the school shooter kills the teacher and the autistic kid declares communism
When you let the school shooter borrow your pen so he doesn't kill you.
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say, “This boy always had a fat ass.”
Did you hear about the Syrian guy that shot a bunch of people? He was Robert Kurd.
Why are most school shooters mostly white?
Because Black lives MATTER.
Teachers: Whenever there’s a school shooting, hide under the desk.
Students: Hiding under desk.
Shooter: Well, no one’s in here!
How do you stop a school shooter from killing you?
Tell him you don’t believe in dog.
When the school shooter starts doing Fortnite dances and the autistic kid joins in.
Like a shooter says, "I put the fun in funeral!"
What a school shooter's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
When you're banging the class slut and the school shooter says to leave his corpses alone.
What do Priests and School shooters have in common?
They both blast little kids in the face.
What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!
What’s the worst thing about being suicidal?
The school shooter will always spare you.
Here’s another joke my friend told me.
What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.