What a school shooter favorites song
Pumped up kicks
So as a school shooter, I try to remember my abc's. A, B, C, D, E, F, GUN! And I basically stop at G, since no students ever speaks to me about the rest.
Hey I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive, unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you at least.
Obesity kills thousands of times more Americans than shooting does, which teaches us an important lesson:
Shooters do poorly given the size of their targets.
Me: Hey thats a really heavy bag, do you have a lot of books and magazines in there? The Quiet Kid: Yeah, Magazines.....
what do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common. ones the pull it out everyone wants to be there friend.
What’s the worst thing about being suicidal? The school shooter will always spare you.
I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
There will be no school shooter joke today in honor of the 10 people killed in the Colorado grocery store shooting. R.I.P
Who wants me to bring back the daily School Shooyer Jokes
Teachers: when ever there’s a school shooting hide under the desk Students: hiding under desk Shooter: Well no ones in here
When you are sleeping in class and the shooter sees you then they wake you up and say let’s team up like wtf
What do you call a white kid at the back of class? A school shooter
When the school shooter enters the classroom and its the quiet kids dad
Why do school shooter have the best shots????? They train at the best schools. 🤣🤣🧇🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun but the emo kid dissapears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.
True fact: school shooters aren’t dangerous to you if your the school shooter
When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself thinking it’s a cigarette.
