Shooter jokes
The school shooter when the cops show up be like:
"Ain't nothing gonna break my stride, ain't nothing gonna hold me down. Oh oh. I've got to keep on moving."
There will be no school shooter joke today in honor of the 10 people killed in the Colorado grocery store shooting. R.I.P.
Don't make Iran jokes. My mom died by a rocket launcher. She was the best sharp shooter in the Iranian army.
We don't have school shooters; we have special ed breeches.
When a redhead commits a mass shooting, does the headline read, "Ginger snaps"?
What’s the difference between a feminist and a school shooter?
A school shooter actually makes an impact on its targets.
When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
True fact: School shooters aren’t dangerous to you if you're the school shooter.
When the school shooter is just about to leave your classroom, and you think you're in the clear, but the Down syndrome kid says, "Goodbye."
Hey, I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly, single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive. Unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you, at least.
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
What do you call an orphan with a gun?
(No) home shooter.
When the school shooter finds you under the table,
"Wonderful weather we're having!"
What's a school shooter's favorite flower?
Columbine.
When you hide in the girl's bathroom so the school shooter won't go in there: 😃
When you notice that the school shooter is female: 😟
I went to my local shooting range today but was surprised when I saw on the news that there was a school shooting in my shooting range. I don't know who snitched...
Obesity kills thousands of times more Americans than shooting does, which teaches us an important lesson:
Shooters do poorly given the size of their targets.
When the school shooter asks the autistic kid which hostage he wants to rape, and he looks at you like 😋.
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏
The Columbine High School basketball team hasn't been the same since they lost their two best shooters.