Shooter jokes
What do Priests and School shooters have in common?
They both blast little kids in the face.
Don't make Iran jokes. My mom died by a rocket launcher. She was the best sharp shooter in the Iranian army.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a school shooter?
A school shooter actually makes an impact on its targets.
When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
The school shooter when the cops show up be like:
"Ain't nothing gonna break my stride, ain't nothing gonna hold me down. Oh oh. I've got to keep on moving."
Michelle Obama wanted more vegetables in school.
What do you call an orphan with a gun?
(No) home shooter.
What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!
When the school shooter finds you under the table,
"Wonderful weather we're having!"
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
When you hide in the girl's bathroom so the school shooter won't go in there: 😃
When you notice that the school shooter is female: 😟
When a redhead commits a mass shooting, does the headline read, "Ginger snaps"?
When the school shooter is just about to leave your classroom, and you think you're in the clear, but the Down syndrome kid says, "Goodbye."
True fact: School shooters aren’t dangerous to you if you're the school shooter.
Obesity kills thousands of times more Americans than shooting does, which teaches us an important lesson:
Shooters do poorly given the size of their targets.
What's a school shooter's favorite flower?
Columbine.
Hey, I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly, single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive. Unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you, at least.
When the school shooter asks the autistic kid which hostage he wants to rape, and he looks at you like 😋.
I went to my local shooting range today but was surprised when I saw on the news that there was a school shooting in my shooting range. I don't know who snitched...
The Columbine High School basketball team hasn't been the same since they lost their two best shooters.
A man shoots up a school and then fakes his own death. He then later returns to shoot up the same school. He repeats the process a few times until the police catch him. When they ask why he did it, he replied, "I wondered when you would check if I was still breathing."