How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking!
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack had a shock and a mouth full of cock, and Jill's real name was Randy.
Using modern day technology you can produce music with a Tesla coil. I don't know if you heard it, but it is quite shocking and even electrifying. I can't tell if it is metal or techno, but it is more valuable than joules. It really amps up your blood pressure and has you saying watt the whole time. It is way better than current music.
What's the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus? They're both saying "Oh my god, my mom's gonna kill me!"
I was both shocked and amazed to hear Stephen Hawking kicked the bucket.
What's a turtle's favorite thrill ride?
Shell shock!
A prisoner was told how he'll be executed. Needless to say, he was shocked.
I know a woman who owns a taser. -- She's stunning!
I walked into a room full of men masturbating. They all looked shocked when I didn't stop.
