Shes jokes
Yo mama so dumb, when Fox Five said it's chilly outside, she brought a bowlllllll!
Your mama so fat, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.
There's a blind hooker in town.
She never sees anyone coming.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
Memes
Did you know Hellen Keller had a doll house in her backyard? Neither did she.
Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?
A. Has an abortion.
Wow, Gwen even said she loves TJ! She just did!
Prince, look at it. You are going to be crushed. It is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments, look there!
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. π€½ββοΈ
Why was the turtle looking at her phone?
She wanted to take a shellfie.
Today I told my sis, "Knock knock."
She said, "Who's there?"
I said, "I Eat eat my mop."
She said, "I eat mop poo instead of who."
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are all in the 9th grade. Which one is the sexiest?
The blonde, because sheβs the only one whoβs 18.
Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.
Yo mama is such a slut, she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant.
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
How does Hellen Keller meet men?
She goes on blind dates.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem.
I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia.
She whispered, "They're right behind you!"
How do you know a woman is blind?
Because she canβt see the kitchen or the laundry.