Shes jokes

A hot woman is ready to jump from a bridge and commit suicide when an ugly, stinky homeless man comes up to her and tells her, "Oh baby, you so hot, let's fuck!"

She just yells, "Get the fuck away, you creep!"

He just laughs and says, "Alright, I'll wait down there."

A man robs a bank and asks a woman, "Did you see that?"

She says, "Yes." So the man shoots her.

He leaves the bank and sees a couple. He asks, "Did you see that?" The husband said, "No, but my wife did!"

Yo mama so fat when she step on a scale it say, "To be continued..."

I asked my mom why dad was so pale and sick. She said, "Shut the fuck up and keep digging!"

People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.

She can't see the obvious.

If her age is on the clock, she can sit on my cock.

Don't treat her like a gold pump when she's treating you like a gray pistol. Put down a launch pad and rotate.

I was making love to this girl, and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.”

– Rodney Dangerfield

A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.

Joe mama so fat that she is homeless wit you.

There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.

She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."

Son said, "But I can't see."

Mom said, "That's the point."

An emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book. She said no because you won't bring it back.

Yo mama so dumb, when Fox Five said it's chilly outside, she brought a bowlllllll!

Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued," and it said, "Fuck you."

Your mama so fat, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.

Went to see a psychic the other day.

I knocked on the door, and she said, "Who is it?"

So I turned around and left.

Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.

Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.

There's a blind hooker in town.

She never sees anyone coming.

Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?

A. Has an abortion.