Shes jokes

Your Mama so fat, when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed but the sidewalk cracked up.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.

How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?

She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.

My 19-year-old girl killed a butterfly. I said no butter for you.

She then she killed a cockroach. I told her nice try.

I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.

A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.

Yo mama so fat, she has to use pillowcases for socks.

Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.

Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.

People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.

She can't see the obvious.

If her age is on the clock, she can sit on my cock.

Don't treat her like a gold pump when she's treating you like a gray pistol. Put down a launch pad and rotate.

Yo mom's so old, she was happily accepted into the museum.

There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.

She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."

Son said, "But I can't see."

Mom said, "That's the point."

I was making love to this girl, and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.”

– Rodney Dangerfield

An emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book. She said no because you won't bring it back.

Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued," and it said, "Fuck you."

There's a blind hooker in town.

She never sees anyone coming.

Went to see a psychic the other day.

I knocked on the door, and she said, "Who is it?"

So I turned around and left.

Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.