Shes jokes

Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.

People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.

She can't see the obvious.

If her age is on the clock, she can sit on my cock.

Don't treat her like a gold pump when she's treating you like a gray pistol. Put down a launch pad and rotate.

Yo mom's so old, she was happily accepted into the museum.

There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.

She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."

Son said, "But I can't see."

Mom said, "That's the point."

I was making love to this girl, and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.”

– Rodney Dangerfield

An emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book. She said no because you won't bring it back.

Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued," and it said, "Fuck you."

There's a blind hooker in town.

She never sees anyone coming.

Went to see a psychic the other day.

I knocked on the door, and she said, "Who is it?"

So I turned around and left.

Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.

Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.

When Ariana Grande broke up with Pete, she said, "I have one less problem without you."

Found this girl in Hawaii.

Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."

An eight-year-old girl struggles to breathe as she lies on a hospital bed and waits for the doctor to come. After the doctor comes, he pulls his cock out of her mouth, and she can breathe much better.

Why did the orphan become a str1pper?

So she can have someone to call daddy.

I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.

The teacher called Little Johnny to her desk. She said: “This essay you’ve written about your pet dog is exactly the same essay your brother has written.”

“Of course it is,” said Johnny. “It’s the same dog.”

My wife says sex is even better on holiday. I wish she didn’t tell me via email.