Shes jokes

Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?

She was fed up with the hole business.

A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother.

Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."

Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem.

I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia.

She whispered, "They're right behind you!"

Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.

My wife says sex is even better on holiday. I wish she didn’t tell me via email.

Why did the orphan become a str1pper?

So she can have someone to call daddy.

I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.

Found this girl in Hawaii.

Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."

An eight-year-old girl struggles to breathe as she lies on a hospital bed and waits for the doctor to come. After the doctor comes, he pulls his cock out of her mouth, and she can breathe much better.

Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

The teacher called Little Johnny to her desk. She said: “This essay you’ve written about your pet dog is exactly the same essay your brother has written.”

“Of course it is,” said Johnny. “It’s the same dog.”

She said you can twerk, so I put her in a tractor and put her to work. She got mad at me and said, "There's no good men," but I gave her a kob and equal pay!

Your mama's so fat when she sat on the toilet, the toilet said, "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, get your fat ass off of me!"

Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.

Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.

Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!

Joe mama so fat, she fell on both sides of the bed.

Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.