Shes jokes

Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.

Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."

Yo Mama so thin, when she signed up to be a stripper she became the pole

I broke up with my girlfriend because she wouldn't stand for the pledge. She was in a wheelchair.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the movie theater, she sits next to everyone.

Roses are red, violets are blue, she's only red bc she sucked you.

Why that Nun didn't like Virgin Mary?

Because she was straight into Jesus.

My girlfriend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl. She said I was cheating, but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair.

Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at the orange juice because it said "concentrate."

Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!

She be hubba on my bubba till I gum.

Yo mama is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck!

Your Mama so fat, when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed but the sidewalk cracked up.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.

How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?

She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.

My 19-year-old girl killed a butterfly. I said no butter for you.

She then she killed a cockroach. I told her nice try.

I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.

A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.

Yo mama so fat, she has to use pillowcases for socks.

Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.