Shes jokes

A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother.

Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

Michael Jackson, who's terrified of adult women, once had a girlfriend, but broke it off with her. When she asked him why, he said, "It's not you, it's me-hee-hee."

Why can Elsa hold a balloon? She will "Let It Go"!

Why did the autistic ice cream run away from the party?

She had a meltdown.

She said she wanted me to treat her like a dishwasher. So I loaded her up, ran her through a rough cycle, and left her wet and broken on the floor.

My wife treats me like God!

She takes no notice of my existence until she wants something.

The girl asks her boyfriend, "Are you jealous of my heart?"

He says, "No."

She says, "Because it's pumping in me and you're not."

My girlfriend went to the doctor for a broken arm, and they told her it should be better in about two months. I asked her what they said. She said, "It should be better in about two months." I then asked her, "What did the dentist say?"

Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.

Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."

Yo Mama so thin, when she signed up to be a stripper she became the pole

I broke up with my girlfriend because she wouldn't stand for the pledge. She was in a wheelchair.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the movie theater, she sits next to everyone.

Roses are red, violets are blue, she's only red bc she sucked you.

Why that Nun didn't like Virgin Mary?

Because she was straight into Jesus.

My girlfriend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl. She said I was cheating, but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair.

Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at the orange juice because it said "concentrate."

Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!

She be hubba on my bubba till I gum.

Yo mama is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck!