Yo mama so dumb she failed the survey.
yo mama so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter O... OBCD
I took my girlfriend to the beach and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale I took my girlfriend to the beach and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale I took my girlfriend to the beach and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale
Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.
My wife and I went to the bar to get a drink, but 2 mins later, I see her dead on the ground. I guess she couldn't see the bottle flying at her face. Then I laughed and went home.
Your mom is so fat, she played bowling with the planets.
Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?
Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.
My newly wed wife is a porn star. She would probably kill me if she found out.
Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."
I was listening to some Drake in class.
My teacher shouted to turn it off. She then exclaimed that "Drake is mid and his music is very Pessi!" I didn’t understand the meaning until I checked the dictionary and realised it is a synonym for overrated.
Me sais yes to mom when she seis wha is 1 plus 1 and me is says NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! looooooooooooooooooolllolololololol
You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.
Why couldn't the girl with no arms hug her parents?
Because she had none of the above.
I looked at my daughter. I told her what's wrong.
She said I wasn't being a daddy to her until...
Yo mama’s so fat, she wore the equator as a belt! Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."
What do you call Helen Keller after she killed 10 people?
Helen Killer.
Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.
Yo mama is so old that she was born on the first day the universe existed.
Your Roblox friend counts to 10, but she doesn't count to "too." Then Roblox says: "Damn. Your Roblox friend can't count."
