Shes jokes

Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!

Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.

Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.

I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.

Jomama so dumb, she brung a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Sodapop Curtis was actual soda.

Yo mama so ugly that when she watches "The Outsiders," they become "The Insiders."

Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."

I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball, guu?

Do you know that Helen Keller had a dog?

Neither did she.

Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!

I was at a funeral. I kissed a hot girl I did not know. She was the one that died.

Yo momma so delusional, she thought your grandma's Venus flytrap was Audrey II.

Tonight, I picked up an anorexic prostitute.

It was really easy because she was only about 90 pounds.

Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.

Q. Why couldn't Terri Schiavo give good blow jobs?

A. She didn't know how to swallow.

My friend said she wanted to fly, so I pushed her off a building.

I tried to rape Amy Winehouse, but she said, "No! No! No!"

This ole boy that's locked up called his ole lady and got into it with her, and she said, "Well, fuck you, I don't need you no more anyway. I got 2 or 3 guys out here wanting me and trying to fuck me."

He said, "Well, honey, that's the least of my worries. I got 10 or 12 guys in here tryin' to fuck me."