So a woman walked into a bar. There was a man. She went up to him and said, "You're cute." He said, "Yeah, and you don't deserve equal rights."
How does Helen Keller smell?
Pretty bad, she's dead!
She a hoe, she shit on herself.
Yo mama is so poor, she makes her own hand sanitizer.
Kariana: Dad and mom, what is this bullshit?
Treon: How did you find that?!
Kariana: It was under the cabinet where you told me to put the streamers. I found these under the cabinet, did she have another sister you didn't tell me about? Now tell the truth, or else!
Petina: Now what have we told you about going into things that are not yours!
Kariana: I just told you to say the fricking truth, now who is Faineni? Where is she? Who is she? What is her date of birth? Why do I have her bra under here and why....IS IT UNDER THE FRICKING CABINET!!!!! ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!
Treon: We can't!
Kariana: BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!
I was wearing a mask and told the teacher I ate her vagina. She said what? I pulled my mask down and said, "No, I said I like your hyenas." Then a kid sees me do it, but he only heard the first part, so he goes up to the teach and says, "I'ma fuck you tonight." She said, "Pull your mask down," and he pulls his mask down and says, "I'ma fuck you tonight."
Yo momma so fat, she glues together rags as clothes.
Why did the female orphan become a prostitute
Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".
(apologies if I repeated it, I thought of it this afternoon.
she’s (DYM 149)
Your mama so fat she GOT IN TO THE POOL THE WATER GOT OUT AND BIG MAMA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
What did ceaser call a person. She-her(ceaser)
There was a cleaning lady with a vacuum cleaner. She sucked!
Someone asked the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton why she lost the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump, and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said, "Because someone asked her what she would do for a Klondike Bar?"
Yo mama so dumb she failed lunch.
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Subway was a place where you buy subways.
yo mama so fat she classified as a whole solar system
Yo mama's so dumb, her dad said, "You're driving me crazy," and she said, "I didn't know crazy was a place!"
Yo mama so ugly she went to a fat concert and they said no experts allowed 😂
yo mama so fat when she went on the weighing scale it aid to be continued.
My friend's name is Campbell, so she must love soup.
