Shes jokes
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like
When you look exactly like your dead cousin and everybody thinks she faked her death.
FUCKING MENT
Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.
So I punched an orphan...
What's he/she going to do? Tell his/her parents???
My bully: Your face is ugly.
Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
My bully: :(
Memes
{ before Queen Elizabeth ii died :/ she was cracked at fortnite }
Yo mama so gay, she almost passed away.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.
Yo mama so fat, she made Fat Albert jealous!
Yo mama so skinny, she choked on a SINGLE STRAND OF SPAGHETTI!
Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a haunted house......
And came back out with a job application, then that ran away *CAUSE SHE'S A UGLY FUCK*
When a person went to a restaurant, they died once they were in. Three people were a suspect. Two were suspected because she served the food. Turns out, it was the food!
When she says she wrestles, so you pull out your dick and she punches it.
Yo mama is so ugly, she scared the sh*t out of the toilet.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Guess what Sally got for Christmas? Gloves! Jk, she still hasn't opened it.
When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.
When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!
Yo mama so fat, she is fat!
My mom told me she couldn't open the garage door. Then it opened up to me that it wasn't broke anymore.
Yo mama so hot, she can fit in a mug.
She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I’ll be honest... She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna.