So guys, I have a friend who is named Sarah, and I was riding bikes with her the other day, and she told me she is gay. I totally support her. I love that she is open about it and not scared to tell people about it. I hope you guys can support her too! I love you all! :)))
You're dumb, but that's not what she said.
One day a woman met with a man behind an abandoned shop.
The man asked for some crack.
The woman turned around and said, "Here."
That's where the crack was, you guessed it.
The next day, she wiped it clean, ready for the next guest who "wanted crack."
When your friend gets involved with someone, it affects the friendship. Whenever a friend of mine has a new girlfriend, we should say I looked like the person you used to know, but I've been modified to survive in this relationship. If we have an argument and she's there, I might disagree with you; I'd rather continue to see her naked.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF
Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.
Yo mama so fat she can’t even fit on the rainbow
Yo mama so fat when she jumped gravity was no more.
What was the last thing to go through princess Diana’s head before she died? The steering wheel
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she really suck and the guy who is with her sucks to
Why can’t hellen Keller drive? She’s dead
Yo mama so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer!
why did the banana go to the doctor.because she felt peely😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
what is black and white and red all over? newspaper.😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
yo mama so fat she id fat
You moms so fat when she entered a fat contest that said sorry no professional
yo mama so fat that when she was in Uranus she picked her butthole
The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, "The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your p🍆nis." 🥰
Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.
