Shes jokes

Yo mama so fat, when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight, not your phone number.”

My mom said she would miss me if I committed suicide, so we made it double.

Why can't a girl with no legs play soccer? Because she's a girl.

Hi guys, jokes for sister.

So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.

Your mama's so fat that she's bigger than the Titanic.

Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.

Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!

Yo mama is so stupid, when she took a trip to Disneyland and a sign on the highway said “Disney left,” she went home.

My wife told me to pass her some chapstick, but then I realized she hasn’t talked to me in a month, then remembering I gave her super glue.........ehh I’m done with her big ass mouth.

My wife walked in on me cheating on her and said, "How could you cheat on me?!" I said, "She was lying naked on the table what I was supposed to do?" and my wife responded with, "Perform the autopsy."

Yo mama is so fat she turned the mermaids to fishes.

Guys, my girlfriend calls me: "911, help! There’s a strange man in my room and I think he’s on drugs!"

She’s so nice.

Yo mama so fat that when she sat on an AirPod Pro, she turned it into an iPad!

My wife slept with another man and got pregnant. She told me 9 weeks later. I said it's ok and told her let's talk downstairs, so I pushed her down the stairs.

Your mama so slow, she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.

What does the dead man say to the other? He says, "Your daughter is pretty."

The other man says, "How do you know?"

The other man says, "Because she is dead."

Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.

Yo mama so "PHAT," she has big boobs and nice legs!

"Little John, she is fat." How? He said, "Like a pig."

I told my therapist you are too fat and ugly to date grown men. Then she asked me, "You wanna give a judgemental reaction about that?" I said, "Okay, you smell rat pee on somebody's cock."