Shes jokes
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Steve!"
"Steve who?"
Steve cries, aware that his grandmother's Alzheimer's has reached a point where she can no longer remember him.
My mom told me that she and the owner of a Chinese restaurant made a deal. Now we get free Chinese food. So I ask my mom why do we get free Chinese food? Then my mom said, "I love him long time."
Yo mama so old, she was Jesus' nanny! ππππππππππππππππππ
I lent my sister my bed. The next morning, she told me it worked like a dream.
Why did Sarah call off the swing? Because she has no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.
Memes
when Queen Elizabeth does her evil face when she hates someone : be like :'/
When Caesarβs wife told him she dreamed he should beware the Ides of March, he scoffed and said, βWhat? Itβs not like Iβm gonna be stabbed 23 times by my best buddies!β
Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.
Jack took Jill up a hill to have a picnic, but Jack and Jill got drunk. They then Jill unzipped Jack's fly, then said, "You know you want me to."
He said yes, so she took off her dress and bra. Jack took his pants and shirt off too. They both went in the well together and played a game: Jack's candy stick in Jill's candy stick. Next, Jill was sucking Jack's candy stick while Jack licked and sucked her candy stick, then Jill sat on Jack's candy stick while making out.
Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!
Your mom is so fat, she starts the alphabet with the letter "o" for obesity, hahaha!
Yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight.
Yo mama so lazy that she didnβt give birth to you until you were 15.
Your mum is so fat she eats all day!
Your mom is so ugly that she made a mirror shatter.
Your mom is so ugly that she uses Snapchat filters to make her pretty.
Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
Maybe Leo actually isnβt stupid... maybe she just has bad luck with thinking!
Roses are red, Violets are ugly.
Violet thought she was ugly until she saw you!
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.