Shes jokes

Yo momma so ugly when she the and ugly weird the and she ugly!

My mom said the only way to cure depression is to do what she does. She's dead.

Yo mama so fat, she needs to go to the gym.

Yo mama's so fat, she wrestled a polar bear and won.

Why is Sally on TikTok?

Because she wants followers, so follow carcar1431 and xox.meg.xox1.

So there was this girl and her horse would not stop following her, so she said, "Stop horsing around!"

Get it? "Horse-ing."

Why did Hellen hate when her dad yelled at her?

Oh wait, she didn’t know! 🤣🤣

Brendon, just shut up, no one was talking to you on the fucking joke! And my sis is not a female dog. If she was, then how the hell would she spell!

If Selena Gomez wasn't really single after Justin Bieber dumped her, I would wait for her to come by my house, take her fine ass in my room, close my door, and give her some sex medicine until she masturbates.

I said to my wife that she's so ugly that she threw a boomerang and it never came back.

A big hefty porker left his balls exposed and said,

"Misses!! Come here and step upon mine balls, please!!! I pay top dollar for this extreme delight!"

She pippity popped his balls like there was no tomorrow.

And he said "yuh yuh ay ay crush these nuts nuts!"

Yo mama so far that when she walks outside at 8 a.m., it becomes midnight all over again.

A man walks into a forest and sees a girl crying. He asks her, "What is wrong?"

She replies, "I lost my family, my friends, and my home."

The man then unties his pants and says, "Then young lady, your day is about to get worse!"

Yo mama eat so much that she threw up a thousand times and said, "Help me, son!"

Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain’t a chef!

I have a friend named Mole.

She plays a game called "sandbox" to dig up dirt...

Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.

Yo mama was so fat that she jumped so hard, and the earth started shaking like an earthquake.

Your mom is so fat that she only knows three letters, which are "KFC."

Yo mama's so stupid, she frickin' died at the Super Bowl!