Shes jokes

Yo mama's so fat, there's not enough yo mama's so fat jokes to tell how fat she is.

Your mum's so dumb, she thought Pornhub was a corn hub!

Why did your dad FUCKING LEAVE YOU? He went to suck balls.

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

She gagged.

Yo mama was so big, she was the iceberg that sunk the Titanic.

Yo mama's so fat, she even studied for the corona test.

Why is Sally on TikTok?

Because she wants followers, so follow carcar1431 and xox.meg.xox1.

So there was this girl and her horse would not stop following her, so she said, "Stop horsing around!"

Get it? "Horse-ing."

Brendon, just shut up, no one was talking to you on the fucking joke! And my sis is not a female dog. If she was, then how the hell would she spell!

If Selena Gomez wasn't really single after Justin Bieber dumped her, I would wait for her to come by my house, take her fine ass in my room, close my door, and give her some sex medicine until she masturbates.

I said to my wife that she's so ugly that she threw a boomerang and it never came back.

A big hefty porker left his balls exposed and said,

"Misses!! Come here and step upon mine balls, please!!! I pay top dollar for this extreme delight!"

She pippity popped his balls like there was no tomorrow.

And he said "yuh yuh ay ay crush these nuts nuts!"

I have a friend named Mole.

She plays a game called "sandbox" to dig up dirt...

Yo mama eat so much that she threw up a thousand times and said, "Help me, son!"

Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain’t a chef!

Your mom is so fat that she only knows three letters, which are "KFC."

Yo mama's so stupid, she frickin' died at the Super Bowl!

The president of the USA is so damn stupid. His mother must have taken Tylenol while she was pregnant with him, or something.

Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.

Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.

Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.

A woman once didn't return home for the night, and the next morning when she arrived home, her husband started questioning her about where she had been. She lied, saying she slept at one of her friends' houses.

The man proceeded to call all her friends, all of whom denied her sleeping at their places the previous night.

Meanwhile, somewhere else, a man didn't return home to his wife for the night either. The following morning, his wife started questioning him, and he lied, saying he slept at a friend's house. She proceeded to call all his friends. All of them said that he indeed slept at their places the previous night, and one of them even insisted that he's still there, but he's using the bathroom and he can't talk right now!

When Lexa took Clarke out on a date, she walked past the candle shop, and she bought all the candles. After the date, they went back to the Heda's (Commander's) Tower, which is basically a huge candle. "All I wanna do is Candle you!"