Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
Shes Jokes
Roses are red, Violets are ugly.
Violet thought she was ugly until she saw you!
Your mum is so fat she eats all day!
Your mom is so fat, she starts the alphabet with the letter "o" for obesity, hahaha!
Yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight.
Yo mama so lazy that she didn’t give birth to you until you were 15.
Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!
Daughter: Dad, why did Mom do best?
Dad: Nothing, except pretend to love us and leave.
Daughter: So she only loves my sister?
Dad: Yep.
Why was Sally sad?
Because she couldn't play pattycake. Sally doesn't have arms.
What did the girl say when she ran through the door?
Ouch.
I was fucking this girl, and I started to make her cry.
She mumbled things and squirmed, but I couldn't hear her through the gag I put in her mouth.
Yo mama so old, she was there when Moses was born.
Sally jumped out a plane, she forgot her parachute!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally...
How did she die?
A bomb came down whilst falling through the sky.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A bomb.
Your mum's so fat that when she goes to KFC, they run out of stock of chicken.
Teacher: "Stand up, class!"
She is sitting down.
Teacher: "Whoever stands up is stupid!"
Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young to be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom.
"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."
I dated a girl, and I didn’t know she was previously in an abusive relationship.
I thought she just REALLY hated high-fives.
Yo mama so fat, she went to space and there was no space left.
I was at school with friends. One of my friends had hair in her armpits. The rest of my friends and I tried not to laugh or say anything, until one of my friends laughed and told her she had hair in her armpits, so she ran to her locker to get hair remover and went to one of the restroom stalls.
