Shes jokes
Jack took Jill up a hill to have a picnic, but Jack and Jill got drunk. They then Jill unzipped Jack's fly, then said, "You know you want me to."
He said yes, so she took off her dress and bra. Jack took his pants and shirt off too. They both went in the well together and played a game: Jack's candy stick in Jill's candy stick. Next, Jill was sucking Jack's candy stick while Jack licked and sucked her candy stick, then Jill sat on Jack's candy stick while making out.
Did you hear about the nun that got kicked out of the convent?
She got caught squatting on the cucumbers in the garden.
Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!
Your mom is so fat, she starts the alphabet with the letter "o" for obesity, hahaha!
Yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight.
Memes
when Queen Elizabeth does her evil face when she hates someone : be like :'/
Yo mama so lazy that she didn’t give birth to you until you were 15.
Your mum is so fat she eats all day!
Your mom is so ugly that she made a mirror shatter.
Your mom is so ugly that she uses Snapchat filters to make her pretty.
Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
Maybe Leo actually isn’t stupid... maybe she just has bad luck with thinking!
Roses are red, Violets are ugly.
Violet thought she was ugly until she saw you!
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.
Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so fat, when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight, not your phone number.”
She's so ugly, she has to sneak up on a mirror.
Yo mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!