Shes jokes
My girlfriend who is a Jehovah's Witness had sex with me so hard, she turned to Christianity.
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.
Leo is like a cloud... when she disappears, it's a beautiful day.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Glock, glock.
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
Memes
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Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."
My friend jokingly confessed to me she did prostitution (consensual).
She wasn't joking. :0
We are 15....
Your mama's so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."
Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.
A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:
"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."
Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.
Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!
Your mama is so old, her first Christmas, she was a Wiseman's +1.
Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.
Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.
A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!
Yo momma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized at SeaWorld!
Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.