Shes jokes
She’s got 20 dudes in her DMs telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.
Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.
Your mama's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.
I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."
So a lady came up to me today at the bank, and she asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Memes
when the bitch tryna start shit
Kiwi: she's here!!
2022
A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.
The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.
Yo mama so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Yo mama so fat, she took both sides of the family.
Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
I did this to my ex. I stole her wheelchair. I knew she would come crawling back.
What did the lettuce say when she is popping the champagne?
Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!
Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.
I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies.
She is not “fun to be around.”
She left, and now I support women's rights. I will kill her.
(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?
No?
Well neither did she.
Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.
Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."
I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.