Shes jokes
Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.
Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!
Your mama is so old, her first Christmas, she was a Wiseman's +1.
Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.
Memes
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Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.
A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!
Yo momma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized at SeaWorld!
Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.
Yo momma so dumb, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
Yo momma's armpits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn to left.
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
A woman was in the Twin Towers. She orders a pepperoni pizza but got a plane pizza.
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.