Shes jokes

Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.

My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"

I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."

She was amazed!

Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?

I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.

Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”

Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale, the scale said, "I'm trying to get your weight, not your phone number!"

Yo mama's so fat, her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.

A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.

Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.

Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.

Who makes more money, a drug dealer or a prostitute?

A prostitute, because she can always wash her crack and sell it again.

Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.

Yo momma's so ugly that she made One Direction turn into the Other Directions.

Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.

Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.

There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, you're my favorite anyway!"

Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?

You: What?

Me: She let it go, let it go!

Yo mama so stupid that she had an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

Yo momma so slutty, she did a mukbang video with dicks instead of food.

Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.

One time I fucked this chick so hard, she almost came back to life.