Shes jokes

Yo momma so dumb, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.

Yo momma's armpits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn to left.

Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!

Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.

Yo mama's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.

A woman was in the Twin Towers. She orders a pepperoni pizza but got a plane pizza.

Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.

Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.

My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"

I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."

She was amazed!

Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?

I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.

Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”

Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale, the scale said, "I'm trying to get your weight, not your phone number!"

Yo mama's so fat, her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.

A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.

Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.

Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.

Who makes more money, a drug dealer or a prostitute?

A prostitute, because she can always wash her crack and sell it again.