Shes jokes
"It looks like she went into Claire’s Boutique, fell on a sale rack, and said, ‘I’ll take it!’" — Bianca Del Rio, RuPaul’s Drag Race
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized in the ocean.
Yo mama is so nonverbal that she’s Boss Baby.
Your momma's so fat, she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant!
You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.
Memes
Three men walk into a bar. The 1st says, "Hey, how's it going?" The 2nd one says, "Great!" But then the 3rd man says, "Hello, where did my wife go? I swear she was just here!" What happened to the 3rd guy's wife?
My friend jokingly confessed to me she did prostitution (consensual).
She wasn't joking. :0
We are 15....
Your mama's so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."
Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.
Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!
Your mama is so old, her first Christmas, she was a Wiseman's +1.
Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."
Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.
Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.
Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.
A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!
Yo momma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized at SeaWorld!
Yo momma so dumb, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.