Shes jokes
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!
Yo mama's so stinky that whenever she walks into a building, the flies drop dead!
Guys tell me that I have a MILF for a mom. So I told my mom that guys tell me that she is a MILF. My mom said to me, "What is a MILF?" so I said, "Mother I'd Like TO F-ck." So my mom started to laugh and said, "Well, you do need a new step dad."
When your mom comes in at night then sees your... sleeping, but sees something moving, so she gets a chair and whacks it, then she says, "I thought it was a mouse."
Do you know where Helen Keller lives?
Neither does she.
Memes
what is she doing
Why did Mrs. Henderson get a divorce from her husband, Harry?
She was tired of everyone calling the family "Hairy" and the Hendersons.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought a jigsaw meant dancing with a saw!
My girlfriend is like Toys R Us.
She does not exist.
Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."
I asked my girlfriend if she was a smoke alarm. She said, "Is it because I warned him when hotness came?" I said, "No, you donβt shut up!"
Hey, math:
Iβm really tired of trying to find your X. Accept that sheβs gone, and solve your own problems, dude!
Your mama is so stupid that when she heard drinks were on the house, she grabbed a ladder.
An autistic woman walks into a bar. "A serving of Screaming Banshee, please," she says.
The bartender says, "Ok, you seem to like it, unlike a retired special ed teacher that passed through a few minutes ago."
Cause she knows how I like it, and that Iβm a little young to be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom.
Your mum's so fat that when she goes to KFC, they run out of stock of chicken.
Spanish is difficult. When my mom gives me food, she says "toma," and that's drink in English, so I always drink my food.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sat down there was a big earthquake.
My mom telling me the brief history of the blanket and how she received it from her cousin. (β β βΉβ β½β βΉβ β )
Me sitting anxiously in place pretending to be amazed by the story, and reacting with kind cheerfulness and a big smile. (β ββ β’β α΄β β’β ββ )
All I can actually think about: "I m@sturbated under it- aaaaaah" ΰ² β β‘β ΰ²
There are three people in a plane that is about to crash: Trump, Obama, and a nine-year-old girl, but only two parachutes. Obama says, "Oh my, I need one. I need to protect my family," so he jumps off! Trump says, "Oh, I am the smartest man in the world. I must take it," so he jumps off. The nine-year-old girl says, "Welp, I guess he took my school backpack" :) so she leaves the plane! What a good ending.
Comments of Gwen in her bra!
Jordan Jadoke: Wow such a good looking kid!
Heo: Dude stop! Who the hell got this!
prince/mr tallie: Hey stop!
YOU: Sexy sexy sexxy! How much does she cost!
Kenya Bailey: NOTHING SHE IS NOT A SEX SLAVE SHE IS PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck u Kenya: SHUT UP!
Big Ideas: Do u think I hav a chance with her? Cause if then SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kariah: STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mariah: U GUYS EXPECT PRINCE, HEO, AND KENYA ARE GOOD PEOPLE THAT ARE NOT CHILD MOLESTERS!!!!!!!!!!
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Fring: I want to take u home all to my self!