Shes jokes
Do you know where Helen Keller lives?
Neither does she.
Why did Mrs. Henderson get a divorce from her husband, Harry?
She was tired of everyone calling the family "Hairy" and the Hendersons.
Guys tell me that I have a MILF for a mom. So I told my mom that guys tell me that she is a MILF. My mom said to me, "What is a MILF?" so I said, "Mother I'd Like TO F-ck." So my mom started to laugh and said, "Well, you do need a new step dad."
My wife accused me of cheating. I told her she started to sound like my wife.
My daughter is super smart! She pours her own drinks on the floor.
Memes
She has a right mindset
When your mom comes in at night then sees your... sleeping, but sees something moving, so she gets a chair and whacks it, then she says, "I thought it was a mouse."
Your mama is so stupid that when she heard drinks were on the house, she grabbed a ladder.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!
I asked my girlfriend if she was a smoke alarm. She said, "Is it because I warned him when hotness came?" I said, "No, you don’t shut up!"
Hey, math:
I’m really tired of trying to find your X. Accept that she’s gone, and solve your own problems, dude!
Yo mama's so stinky that whenever she walks into a building, the flies drop dead!
Spanish is difficult. When my mom gives me food, she says "toma," and that's drink in English, so I always drink my food.
Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young to be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom.
Your mum's so fat that when she goes to KFC, they run out of stock of chicken.
Yo mama so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.
Why is it inappropriate when guys say their girlfriends are their “Partners in Crime”?
Like we get it, bro, she’s underage.
Yo mama so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama's so ugly, she could make an onion cry.
Yo mama so old, she walked into an antique store, and they didn't let her leave.
My mom telling me the brief history of the blanket and how she received it from her cousin. ( ╹▽╹ )
Me sitting anxiously in place pretending to be amazed by the story, and reacting with kind cheerfulness and a big smile. (◍•ᴗ•◍)
All I can actually think about: "I m@sturbated under it- aaaaaah" ಠ◡ಠ