Shes jokes

I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.

Comment anything if you liked the picture of Kenya in her bra!

Hint: It was a red bra with pink strips! And it said, "I love everyone!"

#she is sex*

My friend said she was tired of seeing me every day.

So I pushed her off the side of a cliff.

Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.

So a mom went to her kid and said, "If you pray to God, He will give you your sight back." So he did exactly that.

The next morning, the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kid's room and asked, "What's wrong?" The kid replied, "It didn't work!" The mom said, "April Fools!"

Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.

Why did the oxygen molecules walk out of the singles bar with excitement?

Because she got Avogadro's number!

Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.

Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.

Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.

Yo mama so stupid, she thought baseballs were at Batman!

I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"

Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror and it broke.

Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.

My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.

Yo mama so nice she...

So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."

Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.

I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said no, "Why the fuck would I adopt you?" and I said "I'm gonna kill myself," and she also said, "Make sure you do it right this time."

The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.