Shes jokes
Yo momma so stupid, she wrote this joke!
Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.
But don't worry I think she was just joking.
Memes
what is she doing
You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.
Your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat.
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
My dad walked in on me having sex with a dog. She gasped and shouted at me, "Get out of here, it's my turn!"
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he/she doesn't know where to run home.
Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.
She got mad and ate the bus!
Your momma's so dumb, she took her driving lesson on a dinosaur.
One day when I was driving around our children's school with my wife, she saw a speed bump. She told me to slow on it, and when I did, we heard a loud, long scream.
Wow, Aiden, maybe you've been mean to Tenya. She is hurting, close to killing herself, but hey, I can pick your ass since, ya know, that is what I do!
Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.
Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!
Your classmate: You're so ugly.
Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.
How can you tell that a woman cannot fit through a vent because she got pregnant from a baby elephant? Ain't no telling who's in better shape, the elephant or the woman. I guess it's probably Weight Watchers.
My girl got mad at me last night for saying to my mom that she had a dildo ready at all times and is always hard, so my mom wanted to see. So I whipped out my penis and my mom said it’s bigger than your dad’s!
He placed the chocolates and the flowers down beside her.
Silence...
And then at last she spoke...
"Unexpected item in the bagging area."