Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
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Your mama is so ugly whenever she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.
Yo mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!
I asked the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
Why didn’t the grape 🍇 leave her family?
Because she loved raisin' kids!
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
Your mom does not need the internet. She's already worldwide.
Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
I told my sister to make a noise and hear what she said... "Cuckoo coo chew." #Owl🦉
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
I gave Helen Keller an Oculus and AirPods for her 12th birthday, and she hated them and me.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:
"Enjoy the little things."
Meya eats meat all her sins is go off when she eat meat.
I fucked a chick named Macy, but she had dyslexia.
So I ended up doing the YMCA.
Yo mama so fat, she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueled.
