Shes jokes

Why did my [redacted] a girl because she said, "Uh."

Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.

Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.

There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, you're my favorite anyway!"

Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?

You: What?

Me: She let it go, let it go!

Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.

Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣

Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!

Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage.

Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the pool, the water jumped out!

Yo mama so stupid that she had an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

One time I fucked this chick so hard, she almost came back to life.

Yo momma so slutty, she did a mukbang video with dicks instead of food.

Yo momma's so ugly that she made One Direction turn into the Other Directions.

Who makes more money, a drug dealer or a prostitute?

A prostitute, because she can always wash her crack and sell it again.

This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"

So, I was in school, and there was a number saying "696969," so I said to my mother, "What does it mean?" She said, "Your fucking dad and I!"

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a bridge? "(sign language)"

Dawn rises on the Serengeti, and she has no idea as to how she got there.