Shes jokes

Your mama's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.

Why did my [redacted] a girl because she said, "Uh."

Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!

I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."

I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.

I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies.

She is not “fun to be around.”

"It looks like she went into Claire’s Boutique, fell on a sale rack, and said, ‘I’ll take it!’" — Bianca Del Rio, RuPaul’s Drag Race

Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized in the ocean.

Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?

Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!

Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.

Your momma's so fat, she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant!

She left, and now I support women's rights. I will kill her.

Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.

Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."

This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"

Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the pool, the water jumped out!

Yo mama is so nonverbal that she’s Boss Baby.

Yo mama so fat, she took both sides of the family.

You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.

Three men walk into a bar. The 1st says, "Hey, how's it going?" The 2nd one says, "Great!" But then the 3rd man says, "Hello, where did my wife go? I swear she was just here!" What happened to the 3rd guy's wife?