Shes jokes
Your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat.
Yo mama is so dumb, she put speed bumps on the race track.
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.
Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.
Memes
Why couldn’t Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?
Because she was wearing mittens.
Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.
My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.
But don't worry I think she was just joking.
You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.
Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.
Yo momma so stupid, she wrote this joke!
Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
Yo momma is so old, she farts dust!
Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.
Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo mamma is so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)