Shes jokes

The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)

Yo mamma is so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.

How can you tell a blonde likes you? She ducks you two nights in a row.

Yo mama is so dumb, she put speed bumps on the race track.

I walk in on my mum and she's in the middle of pulling off my dad's boxers. I said, "Mum, you really spoil those dogs!"

What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?

OH it's a bitch.

What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?

She slurs her words...

Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.

Your momma's so fat that she is the Earth!

My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sister's knickers the other day. It wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. It made the rest of the funeral so awkward.

Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"

Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"

Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?

Because she’s blind and deaf.

Yo mama is so fat, she can’t even fit in the suitcase.

Yo mama is so stupid that she studied for a COVID test.

Yo mama so FAT...

That when she had sex with you...

Your balls turned to pancakes.

Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.

Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.

Why couldn’t Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

Because she was wearing mittens.

Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.