Shes jokes

My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sister's knickers the other day. It wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. It made the rest of the funeral so awkward.

Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"

Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"

Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?

Because she’s blind and deaf.

Yo mama is so fat, she can’t even fit in the suitcase.

Yo mama is so stupid that she studied for a COVID test.

Yo mama so FAT...

That when she had sex with you...

Your balls turned to pancakes.

Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.

Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.

Why couldn’t Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

Because she was wearing mittens.

Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.

Yo momma so stupid, she wrote this joke!

Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!

What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.

A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"

And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"

My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.

But don't worry I think she was just joking.

You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.

Your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat.

Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?

Person: Are you an orphan?

Orphan: Yes?

Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?

Orphan: MOTHER!

Person: Let's go home!

Orphan: Uhhhh

*She was never to be seen again*

My dad walked in on me having sex with a dog. She gasped and shouted at me, "Get out of here, it's my turn!"