Shes jokes

Why did the lady go to the dealership? Because she was going to get Hereford.

Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.

Yo mama is so ugly, she is the reason Slenderman has no eyes.

Yo mama so American, she deported Dora the Explorer!

Yo' mama is so ugly, she makes onions cry.

Yo' mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.

Yo' mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms.

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Not Susie!"

I told her "I love you." She said, "I love me too."

Your mama is so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl!

Why can't a little girl fly? She doesn't have the proper motivation.

A girl named Ranch went to the store and stayed there. Why? Because she was ranched!

I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart!

She’s so therapeutic.

When I need to cure my restlessness, I br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your mom's breastestess!

Remember back in the day when your TV wouldn't work so you'd bang it a few times?

I tried that with my dishwasher, but unfortunately, she ended up pregnant...

How does a blonde punish her blind son? She takes away his TV privileges.

How does a blonde punish her deaf son? She takes away his telephone privileges.

How does a blonde punish her paraplegic son? She gives him a spanking.

Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach in a blue dress, everyone screamed "tsunami!"

Yo mama's so dumb, she trips over the wireless internet.

Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

"Yo mama so skinny when she swallowed a meatball, everyone thought she was pregnant again."