Shes jokes

I told her "I love you." She said, "I love me too."

Your mama is so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl!

Why can't a little girl fly? She doesn't have the proper motivation.

A girl named Ranch went to the store and stayed there. Why? Because she was ranched!

I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart!

She’s so therapeutic.

When I need to cure my restlessness, I br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your mom's breastestess!

Remember back in the day when your TV wouldn't work so you'd bang it a few times?

I tried that with my dishwasher, but unfortunately, she ended up pregnant...

How does a blonde punish her blind son? She takes away his TV privileges.

How does a blonde punish her deaf son? She takes away his telephone privileges.

How does a blonde punish her paraplegic son? She gives him a spanking.

Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach in a blue dress, everyone screamed "tsunami!"

Yo mama's so dumb, she trips over the wireless internet.

Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

"Yo mama so skinny when she swallowed a meatball, everyone thought she was pregnant again."

"I work with animals," the guy says to his Tinder date.

"That's so sweet," she replies. "I like a man who loves animals. Where do you work?"

"I'm a butcher," he says.

As a brother, I have to report my sister has a few new symptoms that are going around, and those symptoms are that she has big titties, a sweet pussy, and a great personality.

Yo mama so short, when she tried sniffing cocaine, she couldn’t get high.

"I told my mom I thought parenting got easier as the kids get older, and she laughed so hard she cried a little."

My girlfriend used to give the best blowjobs, then she grew teeth.

My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was Spanish for blowjob.

Your mamma is so dumb, she went to the dentist to get Bluetooth.

I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

She said, "She was a little tardy."

I asked her, "I thought they all were."