Shes Jokes

Why did Helen Keller fail school? She was bad at language.

My 14 year old daughter went shopping at a grocery story.

She gets to the register and she asked the cashier to scan her scarred wrist.

The cashier scanned it and replied with, "Ma'am this item is worthless."

My sister thinks she's so smart and funny. The only thing that is funny is her face.

Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a COVID test.

A 17 year old pregnant Juanita flew all the way to NY from TX to get an abortion. Initially, she was denied the procedure because she wasn't COVID boosted, but after she explained the father was religious and wanted to be involved, they quickly resolved the threat.

An image depicts three children sitting around a table that's covered with various pills. The text above them reads: "grandma is dead so lets eat all of her pills". One of the children also has a text bubble saying: "She Won't Be Needing Those Anymore!"

You're so ugly when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.

This category is messed up.

My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.

Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

My wife left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn’t working.”

I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door, and it’s working fine!

A 9-year-old girl lies on a hospital bed struggling to breathe as she waits for the doctor to come.

The doctor finally comes, and the little girl can breathe much easier after he pulls his cock out of her mouth.

My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.

When I was 17, my mom’s door was always locked. I wonder what she was doing.

1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.

2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!

3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.

4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.

5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.

Who was the first carpenter?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand...

My ill sis said, "Why did the bear say no to ice cream?" and I said, "Why?" She said, "'Cuz it's stuffed!"

I was making holy water, and my girlfriend walked in, saying, "What are you doing?"

I said, "Making holy water."

She said, "How are you making holy water?"

I'm boiling the hell out of it.

So, every time I walk in the door, my kid shuts his laptop. So, I check his history. It was good, but my wife checked mine, and she didn't say the same. The words I heard were, "Get out!"