Shes jokes
My girlfriend has a huge crush on Jupiter, I mean she fell HARD!
Yo mama so fat, she was pulled over... FOR HAVING 12 POUNDS OF CRACK ON HER!
Have you ever walked into Helen Keller’s house?
She has.
Why did the cheetah always cheetah against the lion?
Because she knew the lion was always lion.
Your mom is so poor, she buys used food.
Memes
Yo mama's so fat, she woke up on both sides of the bed.
How do you know if you have a high sperm count?
She chews before she swallows.
One day my girlfriend and I were just hanging out and she needed to tell our dad that we were going out.
What does the man say about his baby sister Lydia? "I hope she electrocutes herself!"
Yo mama so fat, the cops arrested her because she had 240 pounds of crack on her.
Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow.
Your mom is so fat she looks like a marshmallow.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? She gagged and moaned.
Little Johnny walks in on his mom taking a shower and slips and falls under her, and he says, "What's that, Mama?" She says, "That's just an old bear." He says, "He's a mean bear." She says, "Why's that?" He says, "He's got blood in on eye and shit in the other."
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can and I asked her what she was doing and she said moving.
How does a blonde turn the light off after sex?
She closes the car door.
A guy and a woman are walking into a forest. The woman says she is lonely. The guy then says, "Don't worry, there will be a third person in a little while."
Why did Snow White get kicked out of Disneyland?
She sat on Pinocchio's face and said: "Lie to me! Lie to me!"
I walk in from work to find my wife dead on the sofa.
As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of sick fuck does that?
Why did the prostitute lose all her money?
Because she got f*cked.
Yo momma so skinny, she wipes with floss!