Chuck Norris is the only man that ever had sex with my wife and survived. Oh, how did I survive?
Fortunately, being her husband, I was the one person she wasn't fucking.
Shes Jokes
Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.
Yo mama so fat...
She's the iceberg who sunk the Titanic!
Yo mama so fat, that when she fell I didn’t laugh, but damn that sidewalk cracked up. 👋
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂
Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.
Hey Gwen, listen, I know you're on this app, fake or not. I love you either way. Please find this faker and finish her off for what she's done, real Gwen.
*You're a real best Gwen*
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!
Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.
Yo mama is so fat, she was the iceberg in Titanic.
Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit in the living room!
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Jessica, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
Yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!
Can't have a smoke with my girl after sex, she's asthmatic.
Plus, she's too young to smoke.
Tony's wife got a divorce from Tony. She said she wanted to be an independent woman.
Days later, Tony's wife had an accident. Guess who's crawling back for help. 💀
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To Be Continued."
"I work with animals," a man said on his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who works with animals. Where do you work?" "At the butcher shop!"
Once when I was 6, I had a massive crush on a girl in my grade. She liked me too, and we kissed under a tree.
Next day, same spot, but now she's pregnant. That stupid dad stole my girl!
